______ is so badass that... _____

[Stoic Socialist]

Jeff Cooper is so badass that if you look up "Jeff Cooper" +firearm, it results with "Jeff Cooper" +firearms.
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p="Jeff+Cooper"++firearm&fr=fptb-msgr&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8

Clint Smith is so hardcore that he can dual wield S&W air-weight snubbies.  

[Requiem ex Inferni]

Well this took off as well as a lead zeppelin.  

[Krilliad]

Lead Zeppelins are so badass that if you fill them with helium, they still won't fly.  

[OberFeldwebel]

And Zepplins named Hindenburg burst into flames because they're too cool.
... or are they Dirrigibles?  

[war_junky 91]

Not exactly a zepplin, but anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZSkM-QEeUg  

[Krilliad]

war_junky 91

Not exactly a zepplin, but anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZSkM-QEeUg

You just busted my badass statement. neutral