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omg lik hay wuts up hoME can i hav gold lik mi acc was haked and nou i hav nuthing 2 mi nam if u dunt giv me guld ill repurt u 2 the moduraturs 4 beein meen 2 me so ha now start a trad w/me and giv me alot uv guld now and giv me ur stuf u meeny if u dunt ur a dik!!!!!!!!! u r wai meen 2 me so go awai luzer or ill repurt u but 1st giv me the stuf bich or els!!!
This was on of my PMs. I think the Military guild and the Police guild I own need to provide protection. I get these PMs nearly every day! I will attempt to translate.
Oh my god, like, hey! What's up, homie? Can I have gold? Like, my account was hacked and now I have nothing to my name. If you don't give me gold, I'll report you to the moderators for beeing mean to me, so ha! Now start a trade with me and give me a lot of your gold, and give me all your stuff, you meany! If you don't, you're a d**k!!!!!! You are way mean to me, so go away, loser, or I'll report you, but first, give me the stuff, b***h, or else!
Kill me. Please.