Supposedly Native English-Speaking Person Who Really Needs to Take English As a Second Language Classes
yoa meh name is.... uhhh whats meh name i forgot it. ahhh noooooooo i dont want to go on life without a name nooaze helpp tell meh meh name omg its urrr pukiii..... ima weirdo..... do u havea pukiii??
I found this thing in a bottled message that came to my poor, innocent aquarium. I feel like my aquarium has been violated.
It burns my eyes! Additionally, what the heck is, "pukiii," anyway? mad