Ohhh, gangstas.

[Sarcastic Remark]

Actual quote from a profile I just came across:

From About Me Section

Hey its ya girl lilly throwin it down right here on gaia u already kno wat it is.. well fa starters if u a hata gone head and hate den. it doesnt matta to me cuz cant none of yal top my SAWGG..but if u a fake a** ***** den u can just hop off my page. anyway im 16 i blow da candles out on JAN 3rd so don fa get it *****.... well i stay reppin da 513. ion trust n0b0dy iight ? only 2 can say they g0t ma trust nd det w0uld be JAZZY and MARCUS... i've been pushed down so many times buh always end back up on ma two feet, by ma self. I don need nobody ta pick me up i hold ma own very independents i don depend on nobody and i can handle ma own ya dig i don need nobodys help doin s**t. cuz at s0me point they will turn their back on u.give me respect and ull get it in return if not den don expect it from me. i plAY by ma own rules if u don like em den get ta steppin-->> N u wont never hear tha words [ i'm perfect ] come out ma mouth cuz im far from it , im me nd dets all i ah ever be ! [so y don yal hoes try bein yur self not me cuz u ah never be me ]....well
dats all i g0tta say fa now ight so hit me up if ya wanna kno more.... DUCES"

I kind of gave up on reading halfway through. Seriously... sawgg? I guess I should just be thankful she didn't talk with numbers?

 

[BlueBlythe]

I don't even really get where she's going at.  

[Cevadeva]

I stopped after reading the first two lines.  

[Henneth Annun]

Ummm......

What?  

[writerprincess29]

I actually read it all the way through, but now I feel like an idiot becasue I actually understood most of it, sadly enough  

[proud band geek]

I undersood it all and because of that I'm ashamed of myself.  

[Farrago]

Uhhahhhhh... D:  

[BlackRoseWhiteSoul]

I quit already. The first sentence itself was disgustingly incorrect. Not all of us are grammer whizes but at least we know that g0t is spelt g-o-t- not g-0-t with a zero. Seriously how hard is it to use letters instead of words? In the future this is how our children and grandchildren will speak. Slang is entering dictionaries. Soon it will be taught in kindergarten, and then how will people like us survive in a world that says,

me and my galz we gots 2 fx it up ere now, ya no? Wez gots noting to say rits now bt ya' better watch ya *** caz i'm bad as helz!!!

Was my attempt even good enough? Well trust me in college they will soon be having slang 101 and i'll be failing miserably. I actualy have a kid in my tenth grade honors class who speaks like that. It's funny actually.  

[Fyre in teh Hoal]

This is what I have to say...

I want to leave her a comment that says, "Werdup, Homie G."

...There, I said it.

 

[Demented_Duck]

I can do it for you?
I don't care that I get spammed, lol~
I commented somebody's profile, saying something along the lines of "Go back to school," and they replied:
"lyk i carrrrr?????////"
Or something along those lines~
xD

 

[Galad Aglaron]

What is a SAWGG?