You know you are a stoner when...

[LSDreamer]

You know you're a stoner when all your notebooks/books have resin on them
(true story lol)

when you're sober and people think you're high because they've never seen you sober before and its weird
(my teachers always thought I was high when I was sober)

when grahm crackers and cream cheese tastes good together

when people you don't even know call you a pothead  

[Pandora Riddlebox]

When you found 5$ on the floor of your home and go to BK and grabbed 2 croissants for wake n bake.
When you got the munchies so bad you went to walmart and bought a bag of cookie dough.
When you wish you can put a cooler full of ice and faygo in the back of the trunk. xD
When you make the best damn meal without realizing it.
When you hotbox your car and drive while it was still foggy and at night time.  

[Obiwan katokey]

Pandurz

When you wish you can put a cooler full of ice and faygo in the back of the trunk. xD

juggalo??  

[Pandora Riddlebox]

drunkenhomer

Pandurz

When you wish you can put a cooler full of ice and faygo in the back of the trunk. xD

juggalo??

'lette yes. mrgreen  

[reko0418]

you know your a stoner when the even when your not looking to toke up you think of awesome was to make pipes/bongs out of everyday materials.

you can sit at a Mcdonalds and be there for nearly four hours eating the entire time from the munchies, be totally entertained the entire time, take a 47 second long piss, and spend less then 7 dollars. (trust me, it has been done, and it was awesome XD)

when somebody asks you how that cage teh elephant concert was last night that you went to and you can describe it many ways using only one word duuuuuuuuuuuude  

[Obiwan katokey]

you know you live with a stoner when you buy a 3lb tub of deviled egg potato salad and its gone in under 48 hours and only 3 people live in the house

and


you know your a stoner when the followig scenario is normal for you:
*finds oreos*
oh nigguh! im gonna make an oreo frappacino hellz yeah!
*goes into parents bedroom to get teh frappacino powder cus its put away cus its disappearing too fast*
*loads magic bullet blender*
*drops in oreos *
*blends frap while eating an oreo and rocking out to SOAD*
*drinks frap while posting story online*

when you know what a dumb-off is and want to actually have one  

[Moral Pot]

You know you're a stoner if you naturally have the half closed/droopy eyes look.

Also, when smoking in really cold weather, you can never seem to exhale all of the "smoke".  

[Falsified Documents]

You know you're a stoner when you're falling asleep in class and you're giggling to yourself, unaware of it.

...Freaked my friend out one time. xD!

 

[John Obake]

When hearing the words 'Nacho Belle Grande' makes your heart come alive with music.  

[SuchSweetSadism]

When you get ecstatic when you're hungry and don't want to go out to get something to eat then your brother (or I guess anyone that would be relative to you) calls and asks "Hey, I'm with my friend and we're going to eat then head your way, you want a burger or a pizza or something?" and your response is "So very much, yes."

Just happened.


I = biggrin  

[John Obake]

SuchSweetSadism

When you get ecstatic when you're hungry and don't want to go out to get something to eat then your brother (or I guess anyone that would be relative to you) calls and asks "Hey, I'm with my friend and we're going to eat then head your way, you want a burger or a pizza or something?" and your response is "So very much, yes."

Just happened.


I = biggrin

Awe awesome. Grats man. I'm totally into this sweet thing I'm eating now.  

[John Obake]

You describe most things as dank lately.