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[Baka-Time]

Until, I ran into a zombie that threaten to eat my brain and gain my knowledge...

 

[King_Krishok]

I then realized the zombeh was starving to death due to the lack of brains.  

[maldito monstruo]

So I kicked the zombie in the family jewels.

 

[King_Krishok]

then ran for miles until I came upon a chicken and raccon Farm.  

[cannibal tears]

I then proceeded to transfer my anger onto the raccoon
so i beat the s**t out of it.  

[ElFreshPrince]

after i beat it till it died all the other racoons formed a gang...........
so i ran until i tripped overa coconut  

[Twiggy 23]

i picked up the coconut and asked it if it knew where the nearest restroom was...

 

[Null the Reaver]

The coconut responded: "Right here. ;3"
So I proceded to piss my pants.

 

[Saekoi]

A grin appeared on my face afterwards then I threw the coconut at a nearby tree.  

[Null the Reaver]

You hear from the tree. "Hey! You hit my Head, yuh jerk!"
Curious, I walk over and it's a little Chimp.

 

[Saekoi]

The chimp proceeded to glomp me, causing me to fall over from the sudden added weight.  

[Null the Reaver]

Laughing, I heard the lil' Chimps stomach rumble.
Let's go get you some Nomnoms. <3

 

[cannibal tears]

The Chimp didn't like me much, so it pooped on my hair, then ate it.
"How's that for some nomsnoms you human" it yelled as it ran away.
xD