Mini-Monster Packs

[Lightning Usagi]

- Aquarium Mini-Monster (First Strike) - 299 cash - Add to Wishlist
"A set of 4 random mini-monsters (out of 24) to collect and plop in your tank. These monsters have shorter life expectancies than typical fish, but give high payouts in Booty Grab."
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Air Fluff - Add to Wishlist
"Don't let its adorable appearance mislead you, the Air Fluff is a natural kill--Okay, so maybe it's harmless. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Alarmskeeter - Add to Wishlist
"Part annoying timepiece, part bloodsucking insect. No wonder you want to drown it in your aquarium! Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Anchor Bug - Add to Wishlist
"A rusty lil' bugger with an anchor for a head. Tetanus shot sold separately. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Barnacle Fluff - Add to Wishlist
"An adorable little fluff well adapted to soggy living. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Buzz Saw - Add to Wishlist
"There's a reason your aquarium is made from reinforced glass. It's this guy. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Carrion Flower Fluff - Add to Wishlist
"It's so cute you'll forget all about its terrible attraction to dead and rotting flesh. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Clutch - Add to Wishlist
"Finally, someone combined the elegance and functionality of a woman's handbag with nature's majestic bat. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Cow - Add to Wishlist
"Some call manatees the cows of the sea. Well, screw you, manatees. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Cuckoo - Add to Wishlist
"Part annoying timepiece, part bloodsucking insect. No wonder you want to drown it in your aquarium! Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Duneslam - Add to Wishlist
"Bring a little bit of Gold Beach to your aquarium. Specifically, the violent elemental sand castle part. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Flamingo Inhabitant - Add to Wishlist
"More than just a decoration, this feisty flamingo is eager to scamper about your tank... and possibly kill you. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Garlic - Add to Wishlist
"A pleasant-smelling ball of death that'll turn your tank into a delicious soup. It'll also ward off vampire fisherman. Life Expectancy:"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters General Mayhem - Add to Wishlist
"The terrifying muscleman leader of the Gnome Army. Even his beard can lift more than you. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Gilroy - Add to Wishlist
"A pleasant-smelling ball of death that'll turn your tank into a delicious soup. It'll also ward off vampire fisherman. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Gnome Courier - Add to Wishlist
"He may look like an ordinary garden ornament, but he's itching to lodge that pointy hat in your least comfortable areas. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Gnome Inhabitant - Add to Wishlist
"He may look like an ordinary garden ornament, but he's itching to lodge that pointy hat in your least comfortable areas. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Gnome Major - Add to Wishlist
"He may look like an ordinary garden ornament, but he's itching to lodge that pointy hat in your least comfortable areas. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Gramster - Add to Wishlist
"These mutant hamsters are trading the grimy confines of the Barton Sewers for more favorable surroundings. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Kokeshi Doll - Add to Wishlist
"A sweet, wholly innocent little doll with absolutely no intention of ever harming you. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Landshark - Add to Wishlist
"We realize it makes very little sense for a land-based shark to be underwater, but we have a perfectly good explan--HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters OMFG - Add to Wishlist
"If you feel the OMG Monster isn't menacing enough, this upgrade should do the trick. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters OMG - Add to Wishlist
"A menacing creature plucked from Deadman's Pass. Even though it likes to kill things, we're pretty sure it'll behave in your tank. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Peelunger - Add to Wishlist
"We plucked these Animated plungers from the gross depths of the Barton Sewers. And though they hated it, we also gave them a thorough washing. Life Expectancy: 2 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Water Spout - Add to Wishlist
"Science said it was impossible, but we found a way to add water to water. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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[Lightning Usagi]

- Aquarium Mini-Monster (Second Strike) - 299 cash - Add to Wishlist
"A set of 4 random mini-monsters (out of 12) to collect and plop in your tank. These monsters have shorter life expectancies than typical fish, but give high payouts in Booty Grab."
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Airshark - Add to Wishlist
"Yeah, so we put a flying shark underwater. What are you going to do, sue us? Life Expectancy: 8 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Bladed Vase - Add to Wishlist
"Like all good art, this should be appreciated from a safe distance due to its extremely stabby nature. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Deathroach - Add to Wishlist
"Its slimy, squishy exterior makes you really want to hug it, but that whole lethalness thing... Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Grucken - Add to Wishlist
"As far as horribly discolored chickens go, you could do a lot worse. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Kokeshi Collectible - Add to Wishlist
"Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Labtech - Add to Wishlist
"As a rule of thumb, any laboratory technician carrying around a giant harpoon gun is probably up to no good. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Labtech Jumper - Add to Wishlist
"As a rule of thumb, any laboratory technician carrying around a giant harpoon gun is probably up to no good. Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Lorelei - Add to Wishlist
"Science said it was impossible, but we found a way to add water to water. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters OMGWTF - Add to Wishlist
"Monstrousness aside, the OMGWTF enjoys Sudoku, crossword puzzles, and talk radio. Life Expectancy: 5 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Predator Prairie Pup - Add to Wishlist
"Life Expectancy: 4 Weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Raven - Add to Wishlist
"Interesting facts about ravens: they're basically two crows taped together. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks "
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Rooster - Add to Wishlist
"Nature's delicious alarm clock. No aquarium or farm is complete without one. Life Expectancy: 3 Weeks"
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[Lightning Usagi]

- Aquarium Mini-Monster (Third Strike) - 299 cash
"A set of 4 random mini-monsters (out of 13) to collect and plop in your tank. These monsters have shorter life expectancies than typical fish, but give high payouts in Booty Grab."
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Alpha Gram - Add to Wishlist
"Even the gramsters need a role model, and this hardy little fellow has demonstrated the street skills and attitude necessary to lead. Life Expectancy: 3 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Buzz Kill - Add to Wishlist
"Should your tank be suffering from a deficit of crazy murderous slashing things, Buzz Kill can help. Life Expectancy: 5 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Feathered Coatl - Add to Wishlist
"A terrifying, otherworldly beast rising from the ashes of some ancient civilization. Be sure to show it lots of love. Life Expectancy: 4 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Giant Stone Coatl - Add to Wishlist
"Behold ancient ruins come to life! Watch it slither and scramble across your tank! Quiver in fear at its awesomeness! Life Expectancy: 8 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Grunny Sub - Add to Wishlist
"Nobody can ever argue that this Grunny didn't come prepared for aquarium living. Life Expectancy: 5 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Katsumi's Kokeshi Doll - Add to Wishlist
"A sweet, wholly innocent little doll with absolutely no intention of ever harming you. Life Expectancy: 4 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Laceback Galoshes - Add to Wishlist
"An old boot that never developed the necessary life skills to function in society. Now it wants a free ride in your aquarium. Life Expectancy: 3 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Landstrider - Add to Wishlist
"Razor-sharp limbs and acid spit make this dynamic little critter a true battlefield nuisance. It'll be a little bit less menacing in your tank. Life Expectancy: 5 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Lawnshark - Add to Wishlist
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the lawn... Life Expectancy: 4 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Lightning Bug - Add to Wishlist
"I know: let's combine a bug with lightning and stick it underwater. JACKPOT! Life Expectancy: 3 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Outlaw Wolf - Add to Wishlist
"Ah, the wolf! Never has there been a more fitting animal to adorn a t-shirt sold at truck stops. Life Expectancy: 4 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Purse - Add to Wishlist
"Finally, someone combined the elegance and functionality of a woman's handbag with nature's majestic bat. Life Expectancy: 3 weeks"
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- Aquarium Mini Monsters Walker - Add to Wishlist
"Razor-sharp limbs and acid spit make this dynamic little critter a true battlefield nuisance. It'll be a little bit less menacing in your tank. Life Expectancy: 3 weeks"
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