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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:19 pm
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Man, Zant's fight was cool, but kinda annoying after a while lol....
Uhrrrmmmm.... I would definitely have the song "Kinslayer" by Nightwish in the background... Oooh... and the hero would enter a large church hall, with the only source of light being the stained glass window in the front of the steeple, being in front of him(her/it, whatever). It's dark, foggy, damp, etc. And high up along the bottom of the window stands some frantic figure drawing something on the wall with their fingers all open and bloody, and right as the hero asks their generic "wth" question, the drawing on the wall lights up and BAM-
with a good loud smack on the ground lands a stone statue looking angel with bloody tears holding a lengthy claw weapon in each hand, right in front of the hero. (Lands on her feet of course, I didn't just land on my face...)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:15 pm
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After the main party defeats who they thought was the final boss in their second form, I (a generic Town NPC character from that game) would warp into the room. I then would yell at the boss, telling them that they should have challenged the party in a kung-fu sequence as opposed to all-on-one. I then would bonk them on the head with my fist and cause them to fade into the Void.
I'd then turn to the party, and smirk. Then I would lunge at the party and cause the fight to begin. The battle theme would of course be a techno remix of the normal boss fight music. I would use the most powerful spells in the game, and occasionally say something philosophical while swinging frantically at the part with my fists. After being beaten, I would then laugh and reveal that whether I win or lose, it matters not.
Then I sacrifice myself to the Void, and cause the dungeon to begin to disintegrate. After the party escapes the dungeon (via the power of scene transitions), they would notice a glowing beam of light in the center of where they fought me. They then would use an airship to approach it. Once close enough, lasers start shooting at them from the beam of light, which is now sucking them in. Then the true final fight begins.
I would be the beam of light shooting lasers at the party. The music would be the main theme, slightly remixed so that it is more ominous. The party must attack the beams of light in order to keep the light from destroying the universe. To do this, they must button-mash every button on the controller for 5 minutes straight. If they do not get at least 2 button-presses per second, the airship will explode. After succeeding, the beam of light would vanish, and my NPC form would slowly drift onto the deck of their airship.
I then would tell the party "You... must tell me where... you obtained that rapid-fire controller from." Then angels would descend upon my body and carry me off to Heaven.
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tl;dr
I'd cheat.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:34 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:25 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:12 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:26 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:59 pm
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