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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:57 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:26 pm
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the pic is broke...
would be incredibly amusing to think that many ppl bought the same shoe and ended up on tv. The reality is more pathetic though.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- producer 1: got a really good script this week, lots of drama and whatnot....so....what are we gonna make them look like?
producer 2: avent got a clue....
producer 1: well...we've got to come up with something rather quick or this weeks filming is in the crapper...
costume designer: I just witnessed a sale down at the corner market, that might do the trick.....
Producer 1: Really? not our usual fish and chips, but let's see what we can see...
Producer 2: The BBC did sign our last paycheck, didn't they?
Producer 1: I...don't...really...know? let me check the hedge fund box for a bit...(rumages through a box of old benny hill film reels)..ah....there we are.....
costume designer: anything good?
Producer 1: well, lets see, we got a rubber band, two tickets to the graham norton show, a paperclip, Tom Bakers resignation letter, about a thousand quid, and a memo from the director of the BBC saying to acquire your props by the cheapest means necessary, or else......
Producer 2: that, at least, explains why we havn't filmed any new episodes in the last few months...
Costume designer: Bollocks!
Producer 1: That cinches it then.....
Costume designer: what?
Producer 1: we'll have to resort to plan C then....
(everyone facepalms)(dejected looks all around)
Producer 2: Right! I'll go photocopy the help wanted posters, and get the boys down in the set department to go out and post them....
Costume designer: Ok,I'll try to contact the clothing companies for endorsement deals, and hope they'll give us some free crap we can use....either that, or poke around the local consignment shops and hope we get lucky...
Producer 1: Yes! and i'll just pop on down to the loo for a bit, for a quick prayer ,and while i'm there maybe i'll catch the BBC director in a good mood, and maybe with a whole lot of luck (and a good arse kissing) we'll actually get paid this month instead of free tea at the company kibble shop...
Costume designer: We're doomed.....
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:54 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:24 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:43 pm
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