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 Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:02 pm
hahahah wow XP DUDE, my fiend wrote about men and shopping hahahah XD he posted it on facebook, here...
Man's guide to the Mall.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 7:46pm
NOTE: This Guide is for pure manjoyment only. I was bored. Please do not take offense to this note.
Gentlemen, and the occasional lady that happened to find this Note because of myvery sexy profile picture. Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and other manologists such as myself have made a comprehensive guide to the brave men who have the courage to venture into the Woman Sanctuary, also known as a Mall or Shopping Center.
1. Men DO NOT go "shopping" they have "Insertions". You go in, get the package, and get out. That easy. This is espesially dangerous if you have a woman with you as they tend to be magnetized to stores with big windows such as, Macy's, JC Penny or jewelry stores.
2. If a woman is to tag along and if you have time to plan your insertion,try to pick a path from your car to your package that avoids jewelry stores, Macy's, JC Penny's and the like.
3. If your woman has been baited by stores, threaten her. Like for example: "I'll leave you here and drive home by myself.
4. If threatening your woman does not work, try to reach a compromise. For example: "If we leave right now, I'll be on top next time ok?"
5. Try to park your car as close to the store where your package is located as possible.
6. If you have the choice of bringing either your guy friend or your woman, take your guy friend. This is also called "Bros Before Hoes".An exception to this rule is if your woman is hot.
7. If for some reason, you find yourself inside a woman biased store, try to look for a fellow lost man and merge together. Power with numbers. You can give each other moral support and search for an exit faster.
8. To Be announced
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:18 pm
lol
Power in numbers!!!
One time at Super Target (it like wal-mart, some states dont have Target), my little bro had to go to the bathroom real bad and he ran into the wrong bathroom...i was laughing but i calmed myself down by the time he got out. When he came out he told me "Hey, howcome the bathroom didnt have those things where you stand and pee?"
I laughed so hard!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:37 pm
haha.
i actually find that offensive. =O
i mean; gosh. its fun to torture you guys.
anywhoo; that's how i can tell if i'm in the right bathroom if there's no pee-thingy in the bathroom. xD
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:39 pm
AutumnsRain haha. i actually find that offensive. =O i mean; gosh. its fun to torture you guys. anywhoo; that's how i can tell if i'm in the right bathroom if there's no pee-thingy in the bathroom. xD
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:41 pm
azn_knight367 AutumnsRain haha. i actually find that offensive. =O i mean; gosh. its fun to torture you guys. anywhoo; that's how i can tell if i'm in the right bathroom if there's no pee-thingy in the bathroom. xD threatening me with your words. crying haha. jk. its not offensive; its SEXIST! haha. xP but its true. you find other guys to help you when a girl targets you. xD especially if you have PACK of girls. xD
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:45 pm
AutumnsRain azn_knight367 AutumnsRain haha. i actually find that offensive. =O i mean; gosh. its fun to torture you guys. anywhoo; that's how i can tell if i'm in the right bathroom if there's no pee-thingy in the bathroom. xD threatening me with your words. crying haha. jk. its not offensive; its SEXIST! haha. xP For some people, that turns them on, in that case it wouldnt be sexist, it would be sexeist
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:53 pm
AutumnsRain azn_knight367 AutumnsRain haha. i actually find that offensive. =O i mean; gosh. its fun to torture you guys. anywhoo; that's how i can tell if i'm in the right bathroom if there's no pee-thingy in the bathroom. xD threatening me with your words. crying haha. jk. its not offensive; its SEXIST! haha. xP but its true. you find other guys to help you when a girl targets you. xD especially if you have PACK of girls. xD
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:48 am
azn_knight367 AutumnsRain azn_knight367 AutumnsRain haha. i actually find that offensive. =O i mean; gosh. its fun to torture you guys. anywhoo; that's how i can tell if i'm in the right bathroom if there's no pee-thingy in the bathroom. xD threatening me with your words. crying haha. jk. its not offensive; its SEXIST! haha. xP but its true. you find other guys to help you when a girl targets you. xD especially if you have PACK of girls. xD oh i know. ^^
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:41 pm
Akatsuki Vash lol Power in numbers!!! One time at Super Target (it like wal-mart, some states dont have Target), my little bro had to go to the bathroom real bad and he ran into the wrong bathroom...i was laughing but i calmed myself down by the time he got out. When he came out he told me "Hey, howcome the bathroom didnt have those things where you stand and pee?" I laughed so hard!!!!!! hah hah hah ah hah ha h ha h ah ha hha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha tht was funny!!!!... hah hah y didnt u tell him he went into the wrong one??
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:54 pm
LMBO! xDDDD Wow. Lol. xDDDD
I kinda feel it a little sexist too! Lol.
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