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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:02 pm


	Life is too short to be serious all the time so here are some jokes that will hopefully make you giggle..... If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich? What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey? The Blessed Bee! What do you say to an angry witch? Ribbit What's the difference between a Pagan and a New Ager? A decimal point. What you'll pay $300 to a New Age practitioner for, you can get from the local Pagans for $30. How do you tell a NewAge witch from a neoPagan Witch? You throw them both in the water. The neoPagan Witch will float, whereas the NewAge Witch will sink under the weight of all their (overpriced) crystals.... What happens when a Cerimonial Magician gets angry? He goes Qua-ballistic. xd

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:15 pm


	MissSootica How do you tell a NewAge witch from a neoPagan Witch? You throw them both in the water. The neoPagan Witch will float, whereas the NewAge Witch will sink under the weight of all their (overpriced) crystals.... xd this one is my fav

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:51 pm

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:07 pm


	XD I've got some as well: How many Gardnerians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Can't say. It's oathbound. How many Alexandrians does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number as Gardnerians. How many Thelemites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Crowley never wrote a book about it. How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in stone circles. How many ceremonial magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One; he stands still with the bulb, and the universe revolves around him. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to change it, one to not change it. How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want it changed into. None of these are mine but I found them particularly humorous.

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:19 pm


	How many Dianic witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, and it's not funny!

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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:43 am


	[ Nicolette ] XD I've got some as well: How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in stone circles. How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin. i think these are the funniest jokes ever!!

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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:36 pm


	Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs. Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb? A: What, me move? Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2 Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother. Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb? A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud. Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work. Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb? A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed. Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They LIKE the dark. Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces. Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb? A: The light's fine as it is. Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed? Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb? A: What light bulb? Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"