What color shirt are you wearing?
Red = made love to
Pink = starred in a movie with
orange = danced the macarana with
yellow = shot at
green = rolled on the ground with
blue = moonned
purple = threw things at
Black/White/Gray = stabbed
Other = screamed the alphabet at
None = gave flowers to
What is your favorite animal?
Wolf/Canine = a VCR
Dragon/Mythical Creature = a baby
Cat/big cat = my uncle
Reptile = a pair of scissors
Fish = a group of raccons
Rodent = a pile of crap
Hoofed Animal = Brittney Spears
Bird = a dog house
Other/None = some elderly people
Choose only ONE. Note: you don't have to choose your favorite of these.
Food = with a baseball bat.
Clothes = for a Klondike bar.
TV = in a scooba suit.
Internet = under a rainbow.
Opposite Gender = on the yellow brick road.
Video Games = while riding a pig.
Porn = in a trash can.
Friends = cuz they/he/she/it/ promised me a slushie.
