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 Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 12:43 am
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"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, __________Seth____________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
__________SETH__________
Printed Name
________Seth <3_____________
Signature
______5/24/10___________
Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:18 pm
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CFO Charles Ofdensen As you all may know, becoming a Klokateer is not an easy process. Some, if not most of you, will probably be injured, maimed, or even killed during the screenings alone.
If you are still interested, knowing the full consequences and possibilities of your choice, please sign the below document.
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, Dakota Woodruff , do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
__Dakota Woodruff________
Printed Name
Dakota Woodruff
Signature
7-10-10
Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.) |
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:26 pm
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"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, ________Ceon_________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
_____________Ceon____________
Printed Name
______________Ceon___________
Signature
______________7/25/2010___________
Date
Can I handle the bar? I luvs the alcohol
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:25 pm
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CFO Charles Ofdensen As you all may know, becoming a Klokateer is not an easy process. Some, if not most of you, will probably be injured, maimed, or even killed during the screenings alone.
If you are still interested, knowing the full consequences and possibilities of your choice, please sign the below document.
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
_________________________
Printed Name
_________________________
Signature
_________________________
Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.)
Before I sign anything, I happen to be a Reaper,so I could steal the souls of people Deathklok needs...So,Interested? Oh , I should mention I could recruit you some undead Klokatiers,who work for free. Because they are under complete control by the one who has legal possession of their soul. And kudos for the small print,I use anograhms in my contracts. So anyway,The Reaping industry is going out of buisness,and the rate of death at your Concerts are very high,so To avoid legal issues I could turn the deceased into undead klokatiers. All I need is Their soul as Payment,and you can have their undying loyalty forever.And ever. And so on.... I apolagise. I'm 400 years old and I get distracted occasionaly. So you know where to find me if you should accept my offer. Consider it carefully,It will bemany years before you find another Reaper. |
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:34 am
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CFO Charles Ofdensen As you all may know, becoming a Klokateer is not an easy process. Some, if not most of you, will probably be injured, maimed, or even killed during the screenings alone.
If you are still interested, knowing the full consequences and possibilities of your choice, please sign the below document.
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, _______Zack__________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
__________Zack_______________
Printed Name
_________Zack________________
Signature
________Feb. 22, 1011_________________
Date
(No, I did not write this. I did modify it, however.) |
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:44 pm
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PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
Klokateer Waiver Version 1.0
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, __________justin____________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed.
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during my service that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for deciding to serve DETHKLOK. We understand you have many METAL choices out there to be loyal to, and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
__________justin__________
Printed Name
________JuStIn_____________
Signature
______22/2/11___________
Date
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