Oh dear. EDIT: A CHALLENGE, DEAR GUILD.

[KuroAkaNeko]

Indeed :3  

[LordKiston]

I know i'll not win but. ..

.. ..Meh. .

*NOms on Tai*  

[Tai Takahashi]

I DIDN'T FORGET. HONEST. I'VE BEEN BUSY. -lielielie- xD

Okay, I couldn't decide between DM's and Tibble's so you both win.
I have to look at the first page again cause I did not forget how much I said I was giving away. -Shifty eyes-

WITNESS THE LULZ.

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Dearest Tai Takahashi,

I cannot begin to describe how Squishily my Boobies burns for you. As I write this, I'm Watering in my Dew Drops, unable to contain my Lathering desire. Please, accept my Wall embrace and know that you're truly the Orange of my eye.

I yearn for you Everlastingly,

dragonmonkey

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Dear Tai Takahashi,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a Perfumed journey to the deepest Unicorn of my Lung. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Sacramento and dance with me across the undulating Milk? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and Hop like Sliding Hearts?

Yours truly,

dragonmonkey

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Tai Takahashi,

You know how the song goes: "SQUISHY men say only TITS rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your SOFT embrace. Now I know how ASSY MGEE felt when the DICKS first parted to reveal HOMER SIMPSON silhouetted against a HORNY sky. It was HORNY at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, HUMPING HORNILY until you get here.

Yours truly,

Tibble

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Tai Takahashi,

You know how the song goes: "HORNEY men say only PANTIES rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your SWEATY embrace. Now I know how HARRY POTTER felt when the CONDOMS first parted to reveal RIDDICK silhouetted against a WET sky. It was HORNEY at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, SCREWING SEXILY until you get here.

Yours truly,

Tibble

 

[KuroAkaNeko]

Winners!  

[mrcanDYCanE17]

then a monster came hehehe  

[KuroAkaNeko]

Boobies are also a type of bird :3  

[LordKiston]

KuroAkaNeko

Boobies are also a type of bird :3

*Points at the word: Boobies*

.. . . and a type of trap. :3