MC Relevant vs S0_Amazing [VOTE!]

[ReIevant]

Meh, this is the 1st battle I'll ever have voted on.
So yea...VOTE!

MC Relevant vs S0_Amazing.

ROUND 1 :

MC Relevant :

So Amazing, this lame is claiming that he wants to battle me.
That'll be rattling, gattling lyrics to this b***h battle cattle emcee.
Damnit me.....and I TOLD myself that I would go easy on ya'.
He was just a kid, i feel ashamed, now this lame is a gona' (goner).
I guess since I'm going 1st, you're going to rely on a rebuttal.
"TEAM LET'S HUDDLE!", no, not you b***h, go back to the bench'n'cuddle.
b***h made figure, I'm a perfectionist so let me fix this pictcha' (picture).
Lookin' at this f*****t's name? Hm. naw, Just doesn't seem to fitcha'.
So let's arrange change in ya' name, with a bit of replacin'.
Hm, minus the "S", add a "N" and a "T", PERFECT! n0t_Amazing.

S0_Amazing :

hopin you woulda went harder, coulda swore you were smarter
now its time to show em how to turn an MC to a MARTYR
get terrorized by a tyrant for tellin tall-taled testaments
its evident im heaven sent. guess that makes you irrelevant
never benched. i rein(rain) supreme, can you whether it?
aint no her n i, but im caine doper than crack sediment
prolly went over ya head n s**t. so lemme dumb it down a bit
my flow is 360 runnin laps around this b***h, you counterfit
add a H I N G and a less than and engrave it
so you can remeber the name: NOTHING LESS THAN AMAZING

ROUND 2 :

MC Relevant :

My lines're holy as if they're Tied-To-A-Nun, And kid, You Might-Think-You-Won.
But you need more Spike-In-Your-Punch. Im'da' Hottest thing, Aside-From-The-Sun,
Only way you'll Might-Just-Be-Cun ning and fly, is if you're tied to Kite-When-I-Run.
The Sight-Of-This-One is like "Words of a p***y", as if you Type-With-Your-c**t.
You bit off More-Than-You-Could-Chew, you only wanted a Bite-For-Your-Lunch.
And you Sure-Can-Do-Good-Soon, if you go and end your Life-Just-For-Once.
Let me take a breather, set this up to Heater, burn you up just Right-Just-To-Munch.
So go take a seater, you puppet "cousin skeeter", you'd might think i Write-With-A-Gun.
Amazing, since you could make this all Right-With-A-Gun, put it to your temple and blow.
Just let it go, slow, don't hold, it's simple, this little b***h is just left lifeless, no soul.

S0_Amazing :

who wanna bet that every letter bent to a bar will settle in
side his mentel. elementary verses be still irrelevant
like prayin to a porselain God; you spit, but you aint said s**t
but yet he vents off his credentials. it's an insult. will somebody tell him this?
nobody's into thinkin that you write wit a gun, but here's one
treat your brain like a pad and write a paragraph bout how you bright like the sun
forever laugh wit niggas who aint never last
at them forever last a** niggas. how'd they think they could ever last?
turn his a** into severed halves wit verses so sharp they're blu-ray
and ***** its a new day. you can still do good. just do yourself in to-day
but im afraid it's too late. told him to come harder wit flows so i wont slaughter
and have his head, instead he put his life up for barter

ROUND 3 :

MC Relevant :

Oh God, everybody i battle has to use that "irrelevant" i'm tired of it.
Either *****' mind is uncreative, or just simply unable to come up with fire s**t.
So amazing? Um, no, I'm placing ya' face in disamay while ya' souls'a'blazing.
Lately? Been crazy. You weak faggots got me feelin' like I'm battlin' hoes and babies.
It's over, lady. Maybe you can train yourself, and entertain me a just a little.
Till then, nobody will believe what you say, like mutha' ********' chicken little.
I'm not concieted, but undefeated, and my nig...it's surely for a reason.
You seizin', but it's more like sneezin', it's not your time of the season.
And you're right. In battle rapping, there is "nothing less than amazing".
You're at the bottom of the chart. "UN_Amazing" is were you're placed in.

S0_Amazing :

ever since this ***** gazed at my name it seems he's been amazed
in a daze. and its been some days wit no s**t, shower, shave
he just stays and watches as i knock off notches. stop it
go clean yaself up. get ya health up, *****, you NOT SICK
you have a cleanly bill of health on the microphone and, well
i dont quite know how you propose to stay a float cause that s**t dont sail
so to achieve he saw me sneeze, heard i was blessed then inhaled
extra deep hoping some of me could give disease to him and help
FAIL! b***h, just go ahead and exhale before you kill it, *****, forfeit
ashamed by his name so we'll just say MC "not really that important"  

[IceyPimp15]

MC Relevant

Meh, this is the 1st battle I'll ever have voted on.
So yea...VOTE!

MC Relevant vs S0_Amazing.

ROUND 1 :

MC Relevant :

So Amazing, this lame is claiming that he wants to battle me.
That'll be rattling, gattling lyrics to this b***h battle cattle emcee.
Damnit me.....and I TOLD myself that I would go easy on ya'.
He was just a kid, i feel ashamed, now this lame is a gona' (goner).
I guess since I'm going 1st, you're going to rely on a rebuttal.
"TEAM LET'S HUDDLE!", no, not you b***h, go back to the bench'n'cuddle.
b***h made figure, I'm a perfectionist so let me fix this pictcha' (picture).
Lookin' at this f*****t's name? Hm. naw, Just doesn't seem to fitcha'.
So let's arrange change in ya' name, with a bit of replacin'.
Hm, minus the "S", add a "N" and a "T", PERFECT! n0t_Amazing.

S0_Amazing :

hopin you woulda went harder, coulda swore you were smarter
now its time to show em how to turn an MC to a MARTYR
get terrorized by a tyrant for tellin tall-taled testaments
its evident im heaven sent. guess that makes you irrelevant
never benched. i rein(rain) supreme, can you whether it?
aint no her n i, but im caine doper than crack sediment
prolly went over ya head n s**t. so lemme dumb it down a bit
my flow is 360 runnin laps around this b***h, you counterfit
add a H I N G and a less than and engrave it
so you can remeber the name: NOTHING LESS THAN AMAZING

ROUND 2 :

MC Relevant :

My lines're holy as if they're Tied-To-A-Nun, And kid, You Might-Think-You-Won.
But you need more Spike-In-Your-Punch. Im'da' Hottest thing, Aside-From-The-Sun,
Only way you'll Might-Just-Be-Cun ning and fly, is if you're tied to Kite-When-I-Run.
The Sight-Of-This-One is like "Words of a p***y", as if you Type-With-Your-c**t.
You bit off More-Than-You-Could-Chew, you only wanted a Bite-For-Your-Lunch.
And you Sure-Can-Do-Good-Soon, if you go and end your Life-Just-For-Once.
Let me take a breather, set this up to Heater, burn you up just Right-Just-To-Munch.
So go take a seater, you puppet "cousin skeeter", you'd might think i Write-With-A-Gun.
Amazing, since you could make this all Right-With-A-Gun, put it to your temple and blow.
Just let it go, slow, don't hold, it's simple, this little b***h is just left lifeless, no soul.

S0_Amazing :

who wanna bet that every letter bent to a bar will settle in
side his mentel. elementary verses be still irrelevant
like prayin to a porselain God; you spit, but you aint said s**t
but yet he vents off his credentials. it's an insult. will somebody tell him this?
nobody's into thinkin that you write wit a gun, but here's one
treat your brain like a pad and write a paragraph bout how you bright like the sun
forever laugh wit niggas who aint never last
at them forever last a** niggas. how'd they think they could ever last?
turn his a** into severed halves wit verses so sharp they're blu-ray
and ***** its a new day. you can still do good. just do yourself in to-day
but im afraid it's too late. told him to come harder wit flows so i wont slaughter
and have his head, instead he put his life up for barter

ROUND 3 :

MC Relevant :

Oh God, everybody i battle has to use that "irrelevant" i'm tired of it.
Either *****' mind is uncreative, or just simply unable to come up with fire s**t.
So amazing? Um, no, I'm placing ya' face in disamay while ya' souls'a'blazing.
Lately? Been crazy. You weak faggots got me feelin' like I'm battlin' hoes and babies.
It's over, lady. Maybe you can train yourself, and entertain me a just a little.
Till then, nobody will believe what you say, like mutha' ********' chicken little.
I'm not concieted, but undefeated, and my nig...it's surely for a reason.
You seizin', but it's more like sneezin', it's not your time of the season.
And you're right. In battle rapping, there is "nothing less than amazing".
You're at the bottom of the chart. "UN_Amazing" is were you're placed in.

S0_Amazing :

ever since this ***** gazed at my name it seems he's been amazed
in a daze. and its been some days wit no s**t, shower, shave
he just stays and watches as i knock off notches. stop it
go clean yaself up. get ya health up, *****, you NOT SICK
you have a cleanly bill of health on the microphone and, well
i dont quite know how you propose to stay a float cause that s**t dont sail
so to achieve he saw me sneeze, heard i was blessed then inhaled
extra deep hoping some of me could give disease to him and help
FAIL! b***h, just go ahead and exhale before you kill it, *****, forfeit
ashamed by his name so we'll just say MC "not really that important"

MC Relevant had nice punches, but there could be 2 bars of nothingness inbetween each line of value. I did enjoy seeing a rapper who used jokes and lyrical depth as effective as He did. Overall it was quality stuff though, (that chicken little line was pretty wack/corny) but I take So Amazing. His lyrics were definitely more developed, and his verses seemed to be complete thoughts rather than individual bars, and his punches were generally better. His flow coupled with Relevant's overuse of fillers equalled to my vote going to So Amazing.

For the record, I am happy to see new talent emerging in the guild. Good s**t from both sides yo.