I just took 12 bullets to my balls

[Das Rabble Rouser]

I'm making a sign and my bag of ammo slipped out of my hand and landed in my lap. None of them discharged but they still hit my nuts. biggrin  

[Kuuhaku-shou]

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...

I lol'd.

Your topic reminded me of the Tosh.0 video where the man fell through the tin ceiling and a brick almost removed him from the gene pool.

... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

 

[Requiem ex Inferni]

You now have the singular honor of saying that to random people.

"I took twelve bullets to the balls. Wanna have sex?"  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

Requiem in Mortis

You now have the singular honor of saying that to random people.

"I took twelve bullets to the balls. Wanna have sex?"

I will use that pickup line with honor. biggrin