1.put it next to it's twin stuff some mortar on em and make them keep me dry.
2.record a commercial wit it and act like im the sponsor of acme bricks instead of troy aikman
3.put it in a cage with my pet rock and let them mate to give me all kinds weird pets
4.eat it look at rupaul without a wig and really "s**t bricks"
5.grind it up into dust to keep in a shiny bottle
6.smash bugs with it
7.smash it with bugs
8.smash it and bugs with a wet noodle
9.have a smoke session with it pass the blunt then get all mad when it drops it after taking a long a** hit
10.take it to the movies to see "get him to the greek" and everytime they show p diddy, or pharell strike up a loud conversation about how it's they cousin and they owe it 5 bucks
11.chop it, sell it, push it
12.put on video clips of uncle ruckus throwin bricks at that obama cut out from the first episode of this season's boondocks and see if it gets mad
13.get a bunch of bricks and cinderblocks together and have a big a** family reunion
14.have a strip contest with it and say it cheated 2 seconds into the music
15.have it play roux chambeau(that game where u kick eachother in the nuts till one side gives) with a bunch of elementary school kids for their bikes. then do it again with highschoolers for their cars
16.sing karaoke and have it take the lead
17.have a talk about how much we hate that b***h a** plank from ed edd and eddy
18.go swimming and cry to the lifeguard that we lost it
19.go to the bar get some sleezy hookers and get mad when one of them doesn't know wat to do with it
20.have a break dancin contest. throw it in the air and when it breaks say my team won. *gangsta pose* -______-
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