This post is continued from "Eclipse Quotes I." All quotes are listed in the order they appeared in the book. Please contact me about any mistakes.
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107. Stupid, thieving, annoying vampire! (Bella)
108. Well, everyone can relax. Nobody’s trying to exterminate the Cullens after all. (Bella)
109. No matter what side I’m on, if someone kisses you without your permission, you should be able to make your feelings clear without hurting yourself. (Charlie)
110. Everyone will come. They’re all dying to see the inside of the reclusive Cullens’ mystery house. (Edward)
111. In case my right hook was too subtle for you, let me translate: that was me uninviting you. (Bella)
112. We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight. (Jasper)
113. People — well, vampires and werewolves really, but still — people I loved were going to get hurt. Hurt because of me. Again. I wished my bad luck would focus a little more carefully. (Bella)
114. You truly are one frightening little monster. (Jasper)
115. To think it’s come to this, though! Trusting werewolves! (Edward)
116. The imprinting compulsion is one of the strangest things I’ve ever witnessed in my life, and I’ve seen some strange things. (Edward)
117. The pack mind is mesmerizing. All thinking together and then separately at the same time. There’s so much to read! (Edward)
118. Never be afraid to tell me how you feel, Bella. If this is what you need… You are my first priority. (Edward)
119. Two voices struggled inside me. One that wanted to be good and brave, and one that told the good one to keep her mouth shut. (Bella)
120. You worry too much, Bella. You’re going to go prematurely gray. (Alice)
121. Edward is such a grouch when he doesn’t get his way. (Alice)
122. I’m the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember? (Edward)
123. I leaned into him, ducking my head under his arm and cuddling into his side. It probably felt similar to snuggling with Michelangelo’s David, except that this perfect marble creature wrapped his arms around me to pull me closer. (Bella)
124. Listen to your heart fly. It’s fluttering like a hummingbird’s wings. Are you all right? (Edward)
125. I’ve already made the largest concession by far and away — I’ve agreed to take your life away against my better judgment. And that ought to entitle me to a few compromises on your part. (Edward)
126. I didn’t realize there was anything else you wanted besides being transformed into a monster yourself. I’m extremely curious. (Edward)
127. I didn’t have the faintest idea how to be seductive. I would just have to settle for flushed and self-conscious. (Bella)
128. I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture. (Bella)
129. Bella. Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off? (Edward)
130. There isn’t much that’s traditional about you and me. (Bella)
131. You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl’s virtue. (Bella)
132. Yes, but you’re such a bad liar that it doesn’t really count. Nobody believes you. (Edward)
133. I had no right to want you — but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what’s become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire. (Edward)
134. We’ll go to Vegas — you can wear old jeans and we’ll go to the chapel with the drive-through window. I just want it to be official — that you belong to me and no one else. (Edward)
135. Show me the damn ring, Edward. (Bella)
136. You are the most dangerous creature I’ve ever met. (Edward)
137. I supposed it’s a little outdated. Old-fashioned, just like me. (Edward)
138. Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever — every single day of forever. Will you marry me? (Edward)
139. The urge to fight must be a defining characteristic of the Y chromosome. They were all the same. (Bella)
140. You know, Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a disappointment. (Alice)
141. I’ve got a first aid kit. I had a feeling I might need it. (Edward)
142. Bunch of vampires trying to kill you. The usual. (Jacob)
143. Does that mean that he’s a better kisser that I am? (Jacob)
144. But I don’t count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault. (Bella)
145. According to you, you’ve kissed just one person — who isn’t even really a person — in your whole life, and you’re calling it quits? How do you know that’s what you want? Shouldn’t you play the field a little? (Jacob)
146. You could kiss me, for example. I don’t mind if you want to use me to experiment. (Jacob)
147. Don’t mess with me, Jake. I swear I won’t stop him if he wants to break your jaw. (Bella)
148. Sometimes I think you like me better as a wolf. (Jacob)
149. You’re an enormous monster who refuses to respect anyone else’s personal space. (Bella)
150. I make you nervous. But only when I’m human. When I’m a wolf, you’re more comfortable around me. (Jacob)
151. When are you finally going to figure out that you’re in love with me, too? (Jacob)
152. Leave it to you to ruin the moment. (Bella)
153. I don’t see you making yourself useful. Why don’t you go fetch a space heater or something? (Edward)
154. Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard. (Jacob)
155. I’m sure she’ll thank you for this when her toes turn black and drop off. (Jacob)
156. Don’t be stupid. Don’t you like having ten toes? (Jacob)
157. You don’t have the faintest idea how much I wish I could do what you’re doing for her, mongrel. (Edward)
158. I wondered if the Cullens and the Quileutes weren’t just playing up that whole odor issue because of their prejudices. Everyone smelled fine to me. (Bella)
159. Why are you so much furrier than your friends? (Bella)
160. You have no idea how loud your little fantasies are. It’s like you’re shouting them at me. (Edward)
161. You mean, ‘as much as I’d love to kill you, I’m glad she’s warm,’ right? (Jacob)
162. I think you were just worried that if you really forced her to choose, she might not choose you. (Jacob)
163. After I’d accepted that she was more or less safe with you — as safe as Bella ever is — it seemed best to stop driving her to extremes. (Edward)
164. As long as she wants me, I’m here. (Edward)
165. You see, Jacob, you might leave her someday. Like Sam and Emily, you wouldn’t have a choice. I would always be waiting in the wings, hoping for that to happen. (Edward)
166. You know, Jacob, if it weren’t for the fact that we’re natural enemies and that you’re also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you. (Edward)
167. I didn’t say it wasn’t the best night I’ve ever spent. Just that I didn’t get a lot of sleep. I thought Bella was never going to shut up. (Jacob)
168. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that. (Edward)
169. All of my best nights have happened since I met you. (Edward)
170. Near the end, though, you started mumbling some nonsense about ‘Jacob, my Jacob.’ Your Jacob enjoyed that quite a lot. (Edward)
171. It made no difference that Jacob was not human when he cried out. I needed no translation. (Bella)
172. Do you think I care whether it’s fair or whether he was adequately warned? I’m hurting him. Every time I turn around, I’m hurting him again. I’m a hideous person. (Bella)
173. Edward would never see me shed another tear for Jacob Black. (Bella)
174. Kiss me, Jacob. Kiss me, and then come back. (Bella)
175. That should have been our first kiss. Better late than never. (Jacob)
176. I lay facedown across the sleeping bag, waiting for justice to find me. Maybe an avalanche would bury me here. I wished it would. I never wanted to have to see my face in the mirror again. (Bella)
177. And I thought I fought dirty. He makes me look like the patron saint of ethics. I’m not mad at you, love. Jacob’s more cunning than I gave him credit for. I do wish you hadn’t asked him, though. (Edward)
178. It’s just that he would have kissed you anyway — even if you hadn’t fallen for it — and now I don’t have an excuse to break his face. I would have really enjoyed that, too. (Edward)
179. When I left you, Bella, I left you bleeding. Jacob was the one to stitch you back up again. That was bound to leave its mark — on both of you. I’m not sure those kinds of stitches dissolve on their own. I can’t blame either of you for something I made necessary. I may gain forgiveness, but that doesn’t let me escape the consequences. (Edward)
180. What happened to fighting back? Don’t start with the noble self-sacrifice now! Fight! (Bella)
181. You said I could have any part of you I wanted. I want this part. I want every part. (Bella)
182. First, because you are bizarrely moral for a vampire. (Bella)
183. Bella, can you drop the rock, please? Carefully. Don’t hurt yourself. (Edward)
184. I’m fine. I’m okay. I’m just. Freaking out. Give me. A minute. (Bella)
185. I didn’t want you to see that. See me like that. I know I must have terrified you. (Edward)
186. I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you. That doesn’t bother you? (Edward)
187. Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time. (Bella)
188. The Volturi do not honor truces with werewolves. (Edward)
189. This one seems to bring out bizarrely strong reactions in our kind. (Jane)
190. You are safe inside your mind. No one can reach you there. It’s no wonder that Aro was so curious about your future abilities. (Alice)
191. One minute it was that wolf yowling, and then you couldn’t hear it anymore — Jake’s cussing drowned it right out. Got a set of lungs on him, that boy does. (Charlie)
192. Have you ever noticed how big those Quileute kids all are? (Charlie)
193. If only I could be struck by lightning and be split in two. Preferably painfully. For the first time, giving up being human felt like a true sacrifice. Like it might be too much to lose. (Bella)
194. Dr. Fang isn’t sure how much pain medication I need, so he’s going with trial and error. Think he overdid it. (Jacob)
195. Why didn’t anyone ever try to kill me when I wanted to die? (Bella)
196. Don’t you think you ought to know how you feel — just so that it doesn’t take you by surprise someday when it’s too late and you’re a married vampire? (Jacob)
197. How can we be friends, when we love each other like this? (Bella)
198. Two futures, two soul mates… too much for any one person. (Bella)
199. He’s like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can’t live without him now. It’s too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun. (Jacob)
200. Silly Jacob — don’t you know better than to believe vampire stories? (Bella)
201. I’ll always be waiting in the wings, Bella. You’ll always have that spare option if you want it. (Jacob)
202. I probably won’t think she’s good enough for you. I wonder how jealous I’ll be. (Bella)
203. My hindsight seemed unbearably clear tonight. I could see every mistake I’d made, every bit of harm I’d done, the small things and the big things. Each pain I’d caused Jacob, each wound I’d given Edward, stacked up into neat piles that I could not ignore or deny. (Bella)
204. It had not been Edward and Jacob that I’d been trying to force together, it was the two parts of myself, Edward’s Bella and Jacob’s Bella. But they could not exist together, and I never should have tried. (Bella)
205. Edward, I know who I can’t live without. (Bella)
206. Go play with Edward. I have to get to work. (Alice)
207. I’ve chosen my life — now I want to start living it. (Bella)
208. You don’t fight fair. (Edward)
209. It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof. I’m going to need that ring. It’s time to tell Charlie. (Bella)
210. I’d hate to shatter the dream world you live in — the one where the sun is orbiting the place where you stand — so I won’t tell you how little I care what your problem is. Go. Away. (Jacob)
211. This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don’t even like Bella Swan. And you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like I’m in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that? (Leah)
212.. Now Sue, she would have made one hell of a wolf. Leah’s more of a wolverine. (Billy)
213.. If the silence in my head lasted, I would never go back. I wouldn’t be the first one to choose this form over the other. Maybe, if I ran far enough away, I would never have to hear again… I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me. (Jacob)
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107. Stupid, thieving, annoying vampire! (Bella)
108. Well, everyone can relax. Nobody’s trying to exterminate the Cullens after all. (Bella)
109. No matter what side I’m on, if someone kisses you without your permission, you should be able to make your feelings clear without hurting yourself. (Charlie)
110. Everyone will come. They’re all dying to see the inside of the reclusive Cullens’ mystery house. (Edward)
111. In case my right hook was too subtle for you, let me translate: that was me uninviting you. (Bella)
112. We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight. (Jasper)
113. People — well, vampires and werewolves really, but still — people I loved were going to get hurt. Hurt because of me. Again. I wished my bad luck would focus a little more carefully. (Bella)
114. You truly are one frightening little monster. (Jasper)
115. To think it’s come to this, though! Trusting werewolves! (Edward)
116. The imprinting compulsion is one of the strangest things I’ve ever witnessed in my life, and I’ve seen some strange things. (Edward)
117. The pack mind is mesmerizing. All thinking together and then separately at the same time. There’s so much to read! (Edward)
118. Never be afraid to tell me how you feel, Bella. If this is what you need… You are my first priority. (Edward)
119. Two voices struggled inside me. One that wanted to be good and brave, and one that told the good one to keep her mouth shut. (Bella)
120. You worry too much, Bella. You’re going to go prematurely gray. (Alice)
121. Edward is such a grouch when he doesn’t get his way. (Alice)
122. I’m the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember? (Edward)
123. I leaned into him, ducking my head under his arm and cuddling into his side. It probably felt similar to snuggling with Michelangelo’s David, except that this perfect marble creature wrapped his arms around me to pull me closer. (Bella)
124. Listen to your heart fly. It’s fluttering like a hummingbird’s wings. Are you all right? (Edward)
125. I’ve already made the largest concession by far and away — I’ve agreed to take your life away against my better judgment. And that ought to entitle me to a few compromises on your part. (Edward)
126. I didn’t realize there was anything else you wanted besides being transformed into a monster yourself. I’m extremely curious. (Edward)
127. I didn’t have the faintest idea how to be seductive. I would just have to settle for flushed and self-conscious. (Bella)
128. I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture. (Bella)
129. Bella. Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off? (Edward)
130. There isn’t much that’s traditional about you and me. (Bella)
131. You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl’s virtue. (Bella)
132. Yes, but you’re such a bad liar that it doesn’t really count. Nobody believes you. (Edward)
133. I had no right to want you — but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what’s become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire. (Edward)
134. We’ll go to Vegas — you can wear old jeans and we’ll go to the chapel with the drive-through window. I just want it to be official — that you belong to me and no one else. (Edward)
135. Show me the damn ring, Edward. (Bella)
136. You are the most dangerous creature I’ve ever met. (Edward)
137. I supposed it’s a little outdated. Old-fashioned, just like me. (Edward)
138. Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever — every single day of forever. Will you marry me? (Edward)
139. The urge to fight must be a defining characteristic of the Y chromosome. They were all the same. (Bella)
140. You know, Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a disappointment. (Alice)
141. I’ve got a first aid kit. I had a feeling I might need it. (Edward)
142. Bunch of vampires trying to kill you. The usual. (Jacob)
143. Does that mean that he’s a better kisser that I am? (Jacob)
144. But I don’t count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault. (Bella)
145. According to you, you’ve kissed just one person — who isn’t even really a person — in your whole life, and you’re calling it quits? How do you know that’s what you want? Shouldn’t you play the field a little? (Jacob)
146. You could kiss me, for example. I don’t mind if you want to use me to experiment. (Jacob)
147. Don’t mess with me, Jake. I swear I won’t stop him if he wants to break your jaw. (Bella)
148. Sometimes I think you like me better as a wolf. (Jacob)
149. You’re an enormous monster who refuses to respect anyone else’s personal space. (Bella)
150. I make you nervous. But only when I’m human. When I’m a wolf, you’re more comfortable around me. (Jacob)
151. When are you finally going to figure out that you’re in love with me, too? (Jacob)
152. Leave it to you to ruin the moment. (Bella)
153. I don’t see you making yourself useful. Why don’t you go fetch a space heater or something? (Edward)
154. Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard. (Jacob)
155. I’m sure she’ll thank you for this when her toes turn black and drop off. (Jacob)
156. Don’t be stupid. Don’t you like having ten toes? (Jacob)
157. You don’t have the faintest idea how much I wish I could do what you’re doing for her, mongrel. (Edward)
158. I wondered if the Cullens and the Quileutes weren’t just playing up that whole odor issue because of their prejudices. Everyone smelled fine to me. (Bella)
159. Why are you so much furrier than your friends? (Bella)
160. You have no idea how loud your little fantasies are. It’s like you’re shouting them at me. (Edward)
161. You mean, ‘as much as I’d love to kill you, I’m glad she’s warm,’ right? (Jacob)
162. I think you were just worried that if you really forced her to choose, she might not choose you. (Jacob)
163. After I’d accepted that she was more or less safe with you — as safe as Bella ever is — it seemed best to stop driving her to extremes. (Edward)
164. As long as she wants me, I’m here. (Edward)
165. You see, Jacob, you might leave her someday. Like Sam and Emily, you wouldn’t have a choice. I would always be waiting in the wings, hoping for that to happen. (Edward)
166. You know, Jacob, if it weren’t for the fact that we’re natural enemies and that you’re also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you. (Edward)
167. I didn’t say it wasn’t the best night I’ve ever spent. Just that I didn’t get a lot of sleep. I thought Bella was never going to shut up. (Jacob)
168. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that. (Edward)
169. All of my best nights have happened since I met you. (Edward)
170. Near the end, though, you started mumbling some nonsense about ‘Jacob, my Jacob.’ Your Jacob enjoyed that quite a lot. (Edward)
171. It made no difference that Jacob was not human when he cried out. I needed no translation. (Bella)
172. Do you think I care whether it’s fair or whether he was adequately warned? I’m hurting him. Every time I turn around, I’m hurting him again. I’m a hideous person. (Bella)
173. Edward would never see me shed another tear for Jacob Black. (Bella)
174. Kiss me, Jacob. Kiss me, and then come back. (Bella)
175. That should have been our first kiss. Better late than never. (Jacob)
176. I lay facedown across the sleeping bag, waiting for justice to find me. Maybe an avalanche would bury me here. I wished it would. I never wanted to have to see my face in the mirror again. (Bella)
177. And I thought I fought dirty. He makes me look like the patron saint of ethics. I’m not mad at you, love. Jacob’s more cunning than I gave him credit for. I do wish you hadn’t asked him, though. (Edward)
178. It’s just that he would have kissed you anyway — even if you hadn’t fallen for it — and now I don’t have an excuse to break his face. I would have really enjoyed that, too. (Edward)
179. When I left you, Bella, I left you bleeding. Jacob was the one to stitch you back up again. That was bound to leave its mark — on both of you. I’m not sure those kinds of stitches dissolve on their own. I can’t blame either of you for something I made necessary. I may gain forgiveness, but that doesn’t let me escape the consequences. (Edward)
180. What happened to fighting back? Don’t start with the noble self-sacrifice now! Fight! (Bella)
181. You said I could have any part of you I wanted. I want this part. I want every part. (Bella)
182. First, because you are bizarrely moral for a vampire. (Bella)
183. Bella, can you drop the rock, please? Carefully. Don’t hurt yourself. (Edward)
184. I’m fine. I’m okay. I’m just. Freaking out. Give me. A minute. (Bella)
185. I didn’t want you to see that. See me like that. I know I must have terrified you. (Edward)
186. I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you. That doesn’t bother you? (Edward)
187. Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time. (Bella)
188. The Volturi do not honor truces with werewolves. (Edward)
189. This one seems to bring out bizarrely strong reactions in our kind. (Jane)
190. You are safe inside your mind. No one can reach you there. It’s no wonder that Aro was so curious about your future abilities. (Alice)
191. One minute it was that wolf yowling, and then you couldn’t hear it anymore — Jake’s cussing drowned it right out. Got a set of lungs on him, that boy does. (Charlie)
192. Have you ever noticed how big those Quileute kids all are? (Charlie)
193. If only I could be struck by lightning and be split in two. Preferably painfully. For the first time, giving up being human felt like a true sacrifice. Like it might be too much to lose. (Bella)
194. Dr. Fang isn’t sure how much pain medication I need, so he’s going with trial and error. Think he overdid it. (Jacob)
195. Why didn’t anyone ever try to kill me when I wanted to die? (Bella)
196. Don’t you think you ought to know how you feel — just so that it doesn’t take you by surprise someday when it’s too late and you’re a married vampire? (Jacob)
197. How can we be friends, when we love each other like this? (Bella)
198. Two futures, two soul mates… too much for any one person. (Bella)
199. He’s like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can’t live without him now. It’s too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun. (Jacob)
200. Silly Jacob — don’t you know better than to believe vampire stories? (Bella)
201. I’ll always be waiting in the wings, Bella. You’ll always have that spare option if you want it. (Jacob)
202. I probably won’t think she’s good enough for you. I wonder how jealous I’ll be. (Bella)
203. My hindsight seemed unbearably clear tonight. I could see every mistake I’d made, every bit of harm I’d done, the small things and the big things. Each pain I’d caused Jacob, each wound I’d given Edward, stacked up into neat piles that I could not ignore or deny. (Bella)
204. It had not been Edward and Jacob that I’d been trying to force together, it was the two parts of myself, Edward’s Bella and Jacob’s Bella. But they could not exist together, and I never should have tried. (Bella)
205. Edward, I know who I can’t live without. (Bella)
206. Go play with Edward. I have to get to work. (Alice)
207. I’ve chosen my life — now I want to start living it. (Bella)
208. You don’t fight fair. (Edward)
209. It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof. I’m going to need that ring. It’s time to tell Charlie. (Bella)
210. I’d hate to shatter the dream world you live in — the one where the sun is orbiting the place where you stand — so I won’t tell you how little I care what your problem is. Go. Away. (Jacob)
211. This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don’t even like Bella Swan. And you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like I’m in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that? (Leah)
212.. Now Sue, she would have made one hell of a wolf. Leah’s more of a wolverine. (Billy)
213.. If the silence in my head lasted, I would never go back. I wouldn’t be the first one to choose this form over the other. Maybe, if I ran far enough away, I would never have to hear again… I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me. (Jacob)
What are your favorite quotes, and why do you love them?