You know you're HMONG when...

[Twice Inna Lifetime]

edit: i didn't know that there was already a YOU KNOW YOU'RE HMONG WHEN... sweatdrop

·You use folding chairs at the dining table.

·Your parents used your nice front lawn for a little garden.

·You use bedsheets as curtains or has sofa covers

·You see a bunch of Hondas and Toyotas at family gatherings

·You use aluminum foil around your stove area to prevent oil splatter

-You got some sort of picture of Laos on the wall

-You use a Hmong knife

-You have a giant tub of rice sitting in your kitchen

-Your family owns at least 1 big freezer for an odd assortment of meat

-You have cilantro or green onion always in your fridge

-You have piles of shoes rite outside your door

-Your mom owns at least 20 shot glasses and shelves of tupperware full of 'good' dishes and 'good' silverware

-You have a picture of Gen. Vang Pao in your living room

-You own a 40K, car, and live in the PROJECTS

-Someone calls you to help them butcher pig just about every weekend

-You can speak hmong green/ white and English in the same sentence

-You have meeka dolls in your house dressed in hmong clothes

-You have more cars in the driveway/street than people living in the house

-You have grandparents, parents, sister in laws (w/ kids), and your siblings living under one roof

-You have a little chicken coupe in your backyard

-Your dad, grandpa, uncle or brother's favorite entertainment is chicken fighting

-You have old clothes on the floor to use to wipe your feet.

-You have to travel like 20 miles every weekend with your parents to go help with their ‘gardens’

-Your mother has pots that can fit you and your friend.

-The noise your neighbor is complaining about is the chanting and gong of shamanism at work.

-There is corn, cucumber, pumpkin and other herbs growing in your backyard and alongside of the house.

-You know how to speak Hmong, but you can only spell 'kuv hlub koj.' heart

-You have small individual black gas stoves and propane tanks.

-There's those shaman paper hanging on top of every door in the house

-When the teenagers are black people.

-They own many Thai movies.

-They own the Korean Drama "Autumn In My Heart." CHEE-MENG!

-You have those thick a** 5" chopping boards.


LOL , =D
i hope you had fun reading that, add on ?  

[Lucky_vang]

~u hav 2 wake up before sun rise 2 slaughter like 2 cows, 3 pigs, & maybe a dozen chickens

~(guys) if u can play the qeej

~when u arrive at a practical hmong party @ the "starting" time & they r now just beginning to prepare things

idk any more as of now