thatrockscaresme
Don Lothario was abducted by aliens.

He gave birth to alien twins:
Gwen and Bradley
(I was in inspired by Bradley Nowell [Sublime] and Gwen Steffani's duet in the song "Saw Red")

Gwen and Bradley eventually grew into children.

One day Don went to work, Bradley went to school, but Gwen didn't get on the bus.

A social worker came and stole Gwen.

Cassandra Goth adopted Gwen.

Don and Cassandra got married.

Bradley and Gwen once again had a family relationship.

Gwen and Bradley went to college.

Cassandra and Don got divorced.

Gwen and Bradley weren't related anymore.

They eventually got married and now have three children...
despite the fact that they have the same birth parents.

HAHA! That's sick!


lol! were the kids deformed?