best rap verse

[Old Drunkard]

I forgot it but it was like.

"b***h I'm like Tupac
No I mean two Pacs."  

[Prophecy247]

7- Poonthang -7

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iHallucinate

Idk but this line is good. I mean you've had better flow but its good content there. >

Flo is a bad flow rejector and your lyrics are making me sick
Hallucinate is fruitier than a box of trix

... confused honestly the wife beater line was iller... this was simple... as ********... flo's gone WAY harder than this

-Agreed ; but it ain't even a verse .

Ok well if thats true then what was my illest "bar" then? lol  

[ReIevant]

I also love this one 'cause of how fast paced it is, and because of the complex puns.
Really one of my best pieces of work.
Even made a record of it on a shitty webmic HERE.

Relevant's invested in excellent sex lessons, messin' with only the best.
Show me the rest, neva' the less, I give my old meat holes to stretch.
Holding legs, *stationed to re-paintin' the wall, excruciatingly excavating her halls.
Investigating the fall of her drawls, never procrastinating or stall.
"Man got balls..." and all the while, I go the mile, and "beyond it" style.
No scenes of denial, I plunge her island, and she can barely stand it wild.
Seductive eyes, causes surprise, a night of me Poundin' between her thighs.
Learnin' in time, a serving of mine? 'll feel like I'm causin' her *cervix's demise.
Earnin' the title of best at this, nevertheless? I'm givin' her sex.
Invest in this, when I twist it and pet, havin' her thinkin' I'mma *Cliteras Vet.
Givin' my best. Blessin' with excellence, pestered with no pestilence.
When I'm whippin' it out, I'm givin' no doubt. She screamin' out *"Oh Excrements!"
I'm black, and not just my skin tone. Causin' *bedrocks, not flintstones.
Infact, my "head" knocks her G spots, her knees knot, givin' *cripp'd toes.
*Big Os, no robots. I'm Big a'Low. And she knows this, G.
*See, like Moses, I part her "sea", give what what I parted, plus a "D".
Set her free, like she my people, to ecstasy, the promised land.
And at the best of me? You couldn't be on this, will eave you astonished, damn.
I'm on it, fam. I work harder at pleasing ladies than Whores at investing dimes.
An accomplishment. I'm more addicted to sex than Borat at his Sexy Times.

Because I know alot of slow niggas in here won't get the puns, I'll add this :

* "stationed to re-paintin" = Placed against the wall.
"Excruciatingly Excavating her Hall" = Roughly Digging in her p***y.
* I'm sure most of the guys in here have NO idea what a Cervix is. Look it up. I'm not your Sex ED Teacher.
* Petting / Clitoris Vet
* Oh Excrement! = Oh s**t!
* Bed rock = Sex. Bedrock = Flintstones' Hometown.
* Cripp'd = Crippled = Curled Toes
* Big O = Orgasm. Big O is also an Anime with huge robots, main robot is named Big O.
Big a'Low = Big "down there", "No Gigalo" = Making a pun off of Duce Bigalow : Male Gigolo.
* Bible reference. Moses parted her "sea", my "sea" means her legs.
"giver her what I parted plus a "D" " = I parted her sea + D = Sead = Seed.
Gave her my seed = semen. Also, Sea = c**, and D = d**k....drawn out pun...
"Like She's My People" = Let my people go, which is a Moses saying.
Promise Land = The land that Moses sent the people.

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Also, I like this new one that I have written at work a few days ago. I'm loving the content and the rhyming scheme.

Side A, imagine a life that's never sideways.
Livin' life dazed, always My way, never highways.
Honestlay, a life where they never say crime pays.
Where children never die afraid, listen It's a Cryin' shame.
Now flip it and listen to Side B.
'Cause visions of kids losin' their innocence, I see.
The good 'ol days, behind me. And pain'll always find me.
Till I look to God, cryin' and asking, "Lord, Why me?"
See the Grass is greener on other sides of misdemenors.
But to me tha' stench of fiends just always seems to Linga'. (Linger)
Just look at FEMA, feedin' on us like Hyenas. What's tha' reasons?
When seasons pass, but it seems we stuck in winter, freezin'.
To free us, we need Jesus, the demons got us in flesh-holds.
Our souls are never restful, and you askin' what I rep fo'?
"Achieve it and reach it", that quote's inside of my vessels.
Believe it's the reason I'm flowin' till I'm successful.
Yo.

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Lastly, I've been having this from a Rap Battle I did against x S King x stuck in my head for the longest time, was pretty funny and EXTREMELY witty and clever. One of my top rap battle verses.

Instrumental : FLYamSAM's "The Offbeat".

*I got paper view and cash ears, that developed over the past years.
A hell-of-a' way to blast a mere hell-of-a' gay without passin' tears.
*I never lie, every line I lay is sick, opening eyes, kinda' like surgery.
You heard of me, not learnin' will earn'ya' a journey to the infirmary.
The puns you servin', G, are just beggin', screamin' out "Murder Me!"
But I'm not killin' this s**t, 'cause endin' a b***h will not be concernin' me.
*I'm BILL CLINTON, a perv for some ILL c**t. Losers? There won't B NON.
Mean-on you're not invited on this side of the globe, like different season!
Road ahead of you has more bumpy roads, than the forehead of a Klingon.
Brush this dirt up off my shoulda', i toldja' soulja', I'm nothin' to lean on.
*See, son? Relevant well e-vents, when it comes to Rel' (real) events.
*While S King is just 'S'king (asking) for me to be X-ing his pestilence.
But since you needed some help, kid, I felt pity and actually voted for you.
'cause the only way you could beat me, is if I actually wrote it for you.
But hey, we both born in the 80's, so you can't say that I'm hating.
I'm just stating, battlin' me? Will leave you weaker, weaker, fading.

* Paper View (Pay-Per View), Cash Ears (Cashiers).
* lay + sick = lasik. Laysik Surgery helps you to see clearer without glasses.
* BILL CLINTON = BILL CLINTON = ILL c**t, B NON
* Relevant, Well E-Vents (vent = rant), Rel' (real) Events. All sound the same.
* S King, 'S'king (Asking), X-ing. All sound the same.