Good, you killed the bug. NO WAIT DON'T KILL THAT.

[Heart of Time]

One of my old cats would eat spiders. We used to have a hot tub, and she loved that, because lots of spiders went in there. When she jumped in she'd slide up and down the sides the a skateboarder before she'd slow down enough to catch the bugs. sweatdrop  

[Heart of Time]

Okay, my current cat just tried to eat my rug. Again. I know fiber is important, but eating rug bits cannot be good for her.

And why does green rug taste better than beige or pink? She only eats green carpet.....  

[Beauitful Massacre]

Bleh, we're not allowed to have pets. Tho, we take the stray kitttens or dogs, bring them to the veterns and basically keep it! We share it with the nieghboorhood, thing is, the cat killed the yawn and then killed some of the floor boreds then somehow killed itself on our porch. I thought cats had 9 livess... Why youe liee nature why you lieee! talk2hand

 

[Aerobe]

Beauitful Massacre

Bleh, we're not allowed to have pets. Tho, we take the stray kitttens or dogs, bring them to the veterns and basically keep it! We share it with the nieghboorhood, thing is, the cat killed the yawn and then killed some of the floor boreds then somehow killed itself on our porch. I thought cats had 9 livess... Why youe liee nature why you lieee! talk2hand

Is it sad I laughed at this?
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