your fave "when i was stoned" storeis

[comadorslinky]

I hadnt smoked in a few months and some friends took me to a party. a guy brought out his pipe and we started talking and smokin... after a few bowls he was done and handed me his pipe and said "you want to smoke right?" i nodded.. he handed me a box with weed in it and said " a pipe is in your right hand and a box with a bag of weed is in you left.. the pipe is cashed.. if you can figure out the problem then you can smoke all you want".. i fell on the floor laughing so hard... i smoked the rest of that night and since it had been a few months i was a light weight so when i got home and took a shower my soap started talking to me.... it was AWSOME! xd  

[Just Neva]

One time, I was stoned at school and at breakfast these 2 guys got into a fight and I laughd my assss offf.

I wish I could remember some of the cooler things that has happened to me. :  

[Obiwan katokey]

mine just happened lol well here goes:

i had finished hitting my bong and decided that the water was pretty dirty so i dumped it out and thought "man im pretty stoned so i bet ill forget to fill this before my next bowl" so 15 minutes later im halfway through a bowl and i look down into my bong and guess what, its dry as a ******** bone! so i just dry hit the last half of a bowl cus im too stoned to get up lol  

[Thee Ringmaster]

Hmm probably breaking an ex boyfriends bong. We had been at the river drinking and smoking bowls all day long, and I was just super out of it and nodded out, and ended up breaking a 80 bong that we put together, glass on glass. xD He was pretty pissed.

 

[Just Neva]

Thee Ringmaster

Hmm probably breaking an ex boyfriends bong. We had been at the river drinking and smoking bowls all day long, and I was just super out of it and nodded out, and ended up breaking a 80 bong that we put together, glass on glass. xD He was pretty pissed.

reminds me of this one time my brothers friends brought a blunt wrap over to my house and I wanted to look at it so he gave it to me and then as soon as it was in my hands it ripped. My brothers friend was pissed. XD  

[Thee Ringmaster]

Just Neva

Thee Ringmaster

Hmm probably breaking an ex boyfriends bong. We had been at the river drinking and smoking bowls all day long, and I was just super out of it and nodded out, and ended up breaking a 80 bong that we put together, glass on glass. xD He was pretty pissed.

reminds me of this one time my brothers friends brought a blunt wrap over to my house and I wanted to look at it so he gave it to me and then as soon as it was in my hands it ripped. My brothers friend was pissed. XD

xP don't you love it when that kinda s**t happens? Hahhaa.

 

[Just Neva]

Thee Ringmaster

Just Neva

Thee Ringmaster

Hmm probably breaking an ex boyfriends bong. We had been at the river drinking and smoking bowls all day long, and I was just super out of it and nodded out, and ended up breaking a 80 bong that we put together, glass on glass. xD He was pretty pissed.

reminds me of this one time my brothers friends brought a blunt wrap over to my house and I wanted to look at it so he gave it to me and then as soon as it was in my hands it ripped. My brothers friend was pissed. XD

xP don't you love it when that kinda s**t happens? Hahhaa.

Ohhh yes.
I mean, I might as well enjoy it if it's going
to happen to me all the time.  

[Thee Ringmaster]

Just Neva

Thee Ringmaster

Just Neva

Thee Ringmaster

Hmm probably breaking an ex boyfriends bong. We had been at the river drinking and smoking bowls all day long, and I was just super out of it and nodded out, and ended up breaking a 80 bong that we put together, glass on glass. xD He was pretty pissed.

reminds me of this one time my brothers friends brought a blunt wrap over to my house and I wanted to look at it so he gave it to me and then as soon as it was in my hands it ripped. My brothers friend was pissed. XD

xP don't you love it when that kinda s**t happens? Hahhaa.

Ohhh yes.
I mean, I might as well enjoy it if it's going
to happen to me all the time.

True that