Mikado...Is such a dork = w=;;
Anyways as for the translations, it's in the notes part but I'll just paste it here...And it seems pretty accurate...
"I... I'm Ryuugamine Mikado. I'm a first year student at Raira Academy. Huh? Oh, it's a high school. I'm a first year in high school. It's not a middle school. Yes. School is fun. My friends are there and my studies are... well, they're studies. Yes. Um, clubs? I'm not... Yes. I'm not doing any. I just go home after school. Well, I... it's not that I don't really have anything I want to do, it's just that I'm not very good at sports. Um, h--hobbies? My hobbies aren't... ah, I use the internet among other things. Yes. Eh, um... I [something] and chat online... Yes. That's right... They're all people I don't know, probably. Oh, but I think that's good. Yes... Oh, no, I like talking directly to people too. It's just that I would say the internet is the internet and it's a different thing, really. It's fun. Why don't you try it sometime? Is that a no? I'm sorry. Huh? You're going home? Ah, is that so? Well then, I'll talk to you later... huh? I guess there is no later. Well then... good-bye.
*sigh* Kida-kun, it really is impossible for me to pick up girls..."