Toxic's Small Giveaway - Closed

[The Tsaria]

And so begins the most marvelous conversation between Tsy (myself), Blood (the Bloody Baron, Slytherin's ghost), Peeves (real name unknown), and Nicky (Sir Nicholas Mimsy de Porpington, most commonly known as Nearly Headless Nick, Gryffindor's ghost).

Tsy: Nicky! Blood! Peeves! You're all back!  

[The Tsaria]

Nicky: Yes, dear. Peeves is right around the corner, hide the chalk, now!
Tsy: I already did, awhile ago.
Blood: Gryffindors are less stupid than I previously imagined them to be.
Nicky: What's that supposed to mean?  

[The Tsaria]

Tsy: Blood, you've known me and Nick for years! What could ever make you say such a thing?
Peeves: INCOMING GHOST! BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!
Blood: Peeves, do you have to intrude on positively every conversation!
Peeves: YES, OF COURSE, YOUR BLOODNIESS!  

[serial_chiller]

........  

[The Tsaria]

Tsy: -sighing- Hello, Peeves.
Peeves: AND ON THE SECOND DAY OF HANUKAH, MY MUMMY GAVE TO ME!
Nick: Oh, lord! I completely forgot!
Blood: So did I! Happy Hanukah, Tsy!  

[The Tsaria]

Tsy: -cough cough- The first day was yesterday.
Blood: Well, we weren't allowed to leave Hogwarts yesterday! We're the official ghosts, you know!
Tsy: I've known that for awhile. But explain this - how did Peeves visit me yesterday?
Blood and Nick: ....
Peeves: A GOLDEN MENORAH!!!  

[The Tsaria]

Tsy: Yes, thank you Peeves, for that most splendid piece of song. -sarcastic-
Peeves: -bowing in midair- Thank you! Thank you!
Tsy: If you really want to make it up to me... WHAT'S PEEVES' REAL NAME????!!!!!
Blood: -dumbfounded- You want to know that much?