Bamn, time to save Modsmas again!

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 60

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 9

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 60

Remaining daily attacks: 1

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[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 60

Rolled AC: 3
Rolled damage: 2

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 60

Remaining daily attacks: 0

The labtech beats me mercilessly, but fails to wake me up.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 60

Rolled AC: 17
Rolled damage: 1

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 59

Remaining daily attacks: 1

I give the Labtech a paper-cut when I hand him my registration papers for a Labtech beatdown.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 59

Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 15

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 59

Remaining daily attacks: 0

With quiet dignity, I sit down in a rocking chair and prepare to be humiliated in battle before the obviously superior Labtech.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 59

Rolled AC: 12
Rolled damage: 17

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 42

Remaining daily attacks: 1

I shoot lasers out of my eyes and swallow the sun. The Labtech is greatly injured by this course of action.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 42

Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 19

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 23

Remaining daily attacks: 0

I spit the sun out into the Labtech's face, turning his flesh to burned ribbons.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 23

Rolled AC: 15
Rolled damage: 7

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 1

"Take this cookie biatch!"  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 15
Rolled damage: 14

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 2

Remaining daily attacks: 0

I crush the Labtech underneath my imported Spanish boots!