*game*Kill the person's wish above you

[night owl1997]

Wish granted, but all the chocolate in the universe disappeared

I wish my homework would magically complete itself  

[snowleopard_1116]

Wish granted but your homework is completely incorrect
I wish that gothic clothing was not so expensive  

[mafre]

wish granted...

i wish i had wings to fly heart  

[MischievousDemonSolstice]

Wish granted but you got turned into a fly

I wish people would know when put away their damn smartphones  

[EternalNightingale]

Wish granted, but after putting away their smartphones they take out some other electronic of equal or worse annoyance to you D;

I wish my cravings would go away =_____=

 

[Mirai Maku]

Done, but you lose all appetite for food. Eventually, your family intervenes and you become attached to a feeding tube the rest of your life.

I wish I'd get published in an economic research journal already, so I could stop writing the @#$% things.  

[EternalNightingale]

Wish granted, but your publications give people the wrong idea and countless people lose millions in cash causing a world-wide economic crisis, and the end result is your death....through painful methods that can't be mentioned xD (longest grant I've ever written lol)

I wish I could get a job soon crying

 

[Mirai Maku]

EternalNightingale

Wish granted, but your publications give people the wrong idea and countless people lose millions in cash causing a world-wide economic crisis, and the end result is your death....through painful methods that can't be mentioned xD (longest grant I've ever written lol)

I wish I could get a job soon crying

Granted, but it's in a brothel in Arizona.

I wish the second coming of Jesus happens tomorrow.  

[EternalNightingale]

Granted, but you came down with a horrible case of the sleeping syndrome and you slept through the whole thing xD...and actually...never woke up...ever xD

I wish I'd get over my fear of roaches DX

 

[Alan Grimmstone]

Wish granted, but the roaches become so big, they can eat you. And since you arent afraid, they just eat you.

I wish I could jump into any story or movie I wanted to  

[EternalNightingale]

Wish granted, but whatever story or movie you've entered you're viewed as the awful villain that must be killed so you spend the rest of your life running away from fictional characters xD

I wish I had a new car emotion_kirakira

 

[Mirai Maku]

Wish granted, but it's only new to you. In reality, it's a 1960 stretched station wagon.

I wish I could stop procrastinating on my work...  

[EternalNightingale]

Wish granted, but you finish all your work so quickly that you're left with nothing to do and end up dying of boredom xD

I wish make-up wasn't so expensive ><

 

[night owl1997]

Wish granted but all the make-up in the world was really cheap, gave you an allergic reaction and turned your face red and puffy.

I wish there was more time in a day  

[Mirai Maku]

night owl1997

Wish granted but all the make-up in the world was really cheap, gave you an allergic reaction and turned your face red and puffy.

I wish there was more time in a day

Wish granted, but only because, in the process of consuming the android of a famous soul reaper alchemist, you come under the effects of a bottle of concentrated adrenaline that makes you experience time millions of times slower than others but you yourself are frozen in time and unable to move.

I wish FUNimation would take over the license for the original .hack/ and re-release it like they did for the Tenchi Muyo OVA.