DAMMIT, THESE LETTERS ARE NOT FOR ME! D<

[LordKiston]

Rabid Bagel Cow Thing

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Dear Rabid Bagel Cow Thing,

Today we decorated our holiday behemoth. I hung strings of sparkly tinker toys all over it, and topped it with a a bagel. It's cheesy! Plus it smells like a sweat sock, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to rubbing some cookies to give to Mongoosey. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some potatoes, pencils and crusty berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours slowly,
StephODell

I can't get over the cheesy bagel that smells like a sweat sock.. wafting holiday cheer. XD

Mmm.. Rubbed cookies. biggrin  

[Tai Takahashi]

It's grown into a scream
私は音楽には意味があるのはうんざりしている

Tai's not naughty. Gaia just doesn't like her letters. >_>

It's grown into a scream
外からは良いが、内側に見える物質のない

 

[Fuzia]

I like my own letter <3

I'm writing this letter to wish you a fanatic Xmas! I'm sure visions of dead cat-plums are already smooching in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cashiers with boughs of icky green stuff? Have you spiked the dinosaur with plenty of snot? Have you pwned your green Zurgon hat by the chimney with care? Did you leave out tacos and some brain smoothie for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours obnoxiously,
Fuzia

Santa loves his taco and brain smoothie!