No, really. I have two US Army recruiters fighting over who gets to recruit me.
I guess I should explain how this happened. On Tuesday, when I decided to terminate the process of enlisting in the Navy and switch to the Army I went to the Army website. There I punched in my zip code and the site located the nearest recruiting station. I called the station up and set up a meeting on Wednesday with the guy who picked up the phone. He explained what needed to be done next (acquiring the paperwork I did for the Navy), and we got to work on it. Then yesterday my next door neighbour, who is also joining the Army, came over and informed me that the Army website was wrong and a different recruiting office was nearer. She also explained that if I went to the nearer office and enlisted with her recruiter she could help me out with transport (which is help I need greatly) and she could provide me with transport to the Army's Future Soldiers program, which is a program I want to do but lack transport to. I agreed and made the switch. The first recruiter, however, is trying to hang on to me and calling repeatedly. The new recruiter says he'll deal with this, but the first recruiter is trying is best to hang on to me. So basically I have to Army recruiters fighting over me. Is that not awesome in a highly egocentric manner?
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