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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:19 pm
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Randa moved casually over the pride lands, looking for his next big scheme. Somewhere out there, evil was just waiting to be done. And he was going to do it, by gum! As long as he was destined to be the most evil super villain in all of the rogue lands, in all of any lands, then he would continue to mock and hurt people whenever the opportunity presented itself. Call it practice.
And he was a lion who needed a lot of practice.
Evil wasn’t actually one of his strong points.
Wandering along, he soon saw a cheetah champing on a small animal she had apparently caught. A hare, perhaps? Smiling, he made his way over, dawning a worried expression as he got close enough, picking up his pace with the start of his great act. “Hey you!” he called, “what are you doing?! Don’t eat that hare! It’s poisonous! Didn’t you know?”
And so the games began again.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:02 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:42 am
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Haha, so far so good.
“oh, it’s a very terrible poison! You feel fine one minute, and then BAM, you’re dead!” He moved beside her, looking down at the rabbit that had been mostly ingested already. “Yup,” he hummed, “yup, that’s definitely a poisonous kind of rabbit, for sure! But don’t worry- I know there’s an antidote for you!” He looked at her, grinning hopefully. Maybe he could make her do gross things. That was evil, wasn’t it? Right?
Right?
“Come over here! I hear if you drink muddy water and eat a couple of plants, you’ll be fine! Why don’t we look for the plants, then you just have to eat them!” yuck, eating plants- that was such a horrible thing to have to do. He hoped she would fall for it.
Watching a lion eat something unnatural to their diet would be hilarious, and probably evil, too.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:26 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:40 pm
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“I wouldn’t worry about that!” The male replied with a flash of his teeth, grinning at her in a comforting, yet slightly teasing way, “I happen to be pretty immune to bad luck! Guess it comes from helping others out so much, you know? I’m a very good lion.” He was also enjoying himself too much. If he got too carried away, he knew she wouldn’t believe him anymore.
Maybe he needed to tone it down.
Letting his grin dissolve into a more sincere, calmer smile, he motioned for her to follow him, nodding his head so they could start a hunt for some gross plants he could have her munch on and laugh about later. Minion would be so proud of him- doing evil all on his own! Of course, he had no idea that his ‘evil’ was actually pretty lax.
“Maybe you bad luck is turning around just because you’re around me,” he offered after a moment, “my good luck could be strong than your bad luck, right? So don’t worry too much about it and put your faith in me- I won’t let you down.”
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:48 pm
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Randa stopped rolling, looking up at the female when she spoke to him. She thought he really was a master villain? “Would you really?! That would be absolutely amazing!” He laughed, jumping to his paws. Suddenly, he felt like he could go and do one hundred more evil deeds.
Anything to continue to spread his reputation across the rogue lands!
“Well, I’m sorry I was a little too evil with you. I promise next time I will try to be the right level of villainous! I promise.” He smiled lightly and started to move away from her, looking over her shoulder and nodding his head. “Well, I hope you, uh, figure out the curse thing. I’d help but I’m a bad guy, so I… can’t. Bye!” With that, he ran off, too scatter brained to really stick around for long.
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