Hah well I managed to burn toast, set it on fire actually. ^^;
The spring in the toaster had broken so you had to pull it up yourself but I'd completely forgotten about it and sat watching a film for around a half an hour before i smelled something.. weird.
I went to the kitchen and opening the door found flames shooting out of the toaster and smoke everywhere. X3
Had to air the place out and pick the burnt toast out with a pair of tongs cause of the heat, it was literaly like coal.
Nice to know we've got a new toaster though. ^^