THE LITTLE WHITE MALE HAS BEEN SAVED
His parents won't eat him now because someone gets to play him.
It was a tough decision and we liked several different entries for a variety of reasons, but through reason and effective decision making (we threw darts at a board *shoti'mkiddingshot*) we have picked out our winner.
Congratulations to....
Thank you everyone for entering and we really enjoyed reading your entries <3.