Come and post some jokes here! Laughter for all!

[Squeeky Luff]

Ok ok ok...So yeah.

...This needs to happen~ We can come up with some good Pokemon/Guild related jokes right...right? c:

....Here I'll start. 8D

Ok...Brendan is walking around Mt. Pyre when he sees a woman grieving in front of a statue, he then walks up to the woman and asks, "What's wrong?" The woman turns and replies with, "I'm visiting my Banette's grave."
Then Brendan puts on a sad face and asks, "How'd the Banette die?" The woman sniffles and says "I took him to the doctor and he told my Banette to say 'Ahhh'."

....Yes I know I'm a horrible person. <3

SOME LIGHTER STUFF:



: *wearing a tie* So did anyone hear about the new bowling center they built in the guild?
It turns out ever since it was occupied by some Golem it's hit rock bottom. 8D

*rimshot*  

[x - Mirelle]

[/walks in carrying a cane 8D]

What do Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee have in common?
They're both Hitmen! [/shot]

So, I ate a dead stunky for breakfast today. Wanna know why?
Because the live ones squirm when you bite them.

What do Tolin's scythe/arms give him in a fight?
The cutting edge! [/shot]

So, I ate a dead stunky for breakfast today. Wanna know why?
Because I wanted to.

Which pokemon lives on a farm?
Cowderpie!

So, I ate a dead stunky for breakfast today. Wanna know why?
Because if I put syrup on them it would be nasty. >.<