Not really, but this would be interesting. I wonder if anyone would comply?
confused Announcement ladies:
There is a male on the fourth floor. Male on the fourth floor. Close all bathroom doors. I repeat, close your bathroom doors.
In other news:
There will be a mandatory meeting on Tuesday night at 6 o'clock sharp. All ladies are expected to attend this meeting, or face consequences as decided upon by Student Services.
It is recommended that you listen to this song on repeat, all day, every day. All night, every night. At all hours, until the meeting Tuesday night.
Ladies will be taking a quiz on this song and will be granted special privileges based on your score.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULBnef6w6k