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 Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:18 pm
Ru had been fascinated by Halvdan's story about the vittra, which was not one of the tales Kazul had told him even though she delighted in sharing Stormborn monster lore like that. Maybe she hadn't wanted him going after a vittra. He'd been smiling to himself as he watched the cousins bicker about their chances with goddesses.
If Ru were a goddess, he wouldn't have had sex with either one of them, but there was no accounting for taste. Evidently someone had been willing to have sex with them at some point since they both had cubs. Given how competitive they seemed to be, Ru wondered how Galning felt about having only one cub compared to Asper's...more than one.
Ru wondered how many cubs Kazul would have, and whose they were, but before he could fall too far into that brooding mood there was a totally unexpected arrival in the form of...a goddess. Stormlords. Did he attract the things? Oh, er, no. That would be Asper, apparently. Weird. But also hilariously timed. He found himself grinning deeply at the absurdity of the situation before Halvdan brought things back to normal.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:11 pm
This was stupid and Mlinzi was fed.
UP.
Here she was, just trying to enjoy a peaceful swim in the shallows. She did that sometimes, when her passage down a river brought her at last to the sea. There were interesting new fish in the shallows, and sometimes strange and delicious carcasses washed ashore. Funny fat things with no legs and fish-fins that nonetheless tasted like mammal. Exquisite. But the beasts on the shore now were not dead, nor were they tasty beached-dolphin delicacies. They were annoying, and Mlinzi had had about enough of them. Their ceaseless yapping about crocodiles had thoroughly caught her attention, and their stupid blethering about mating with goddesses was beginning to grate on her ears. The crocodile goddess let out a sputtering sigh, resigned to interacting with mortals. And another goddess. The last straw. Heading towards the beach, the crocodile goddess hauled herself out of the surf. She let out a coughing roar, a reptilian sound of frustration. "No mortal can mate with a goddess for a night and a day," Mlinzi announced, trudging fearlessly into the group of lions. Her soft voice was made rusty by disuse. She swung her heavy head from side to side, glaring balefully at this gaggle of loudmouthed fools. "No crocodile can eat an elephant but ME!" She punctuated this with another of those rumbling crocodile sounds. "You are all stupid. Stupid and soft." Her yellow eyes glinted. "I saw a party of lions like yours once. Yes. Stupid soft lions they were, stupid loud lions. Telling their stories about crocodiles and goddesses." This was the most Mlinzi had said aloud in a good while. She cleared her throat. "They talked about crocodiles and mating with goddesses until they went into a frenzy and mated with each other." She favored the circle of lions with a rather nasty look. Let it not be said that the crocodile goddess did not have a sense of humor. Of sorts.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:27 pm
Quote:  The story being told at the moment was too complex for the genet to really care about, and she wondered why the large grey lion insisted on talking about whatever when much more interesting things were going on. The Goddess and the drama surrounding her were much more up her tree, so to speak. Viverri craned her neck and seemed to be dangerously close to fall down from her tree.
The white one started to ramble about doing IT. Oh, he meant mating. Her ear perked as she waited for any response from the Goddess. Did everyone want to mate with her now? They better wait for their turn or the wing-lion might get cross and bite someone. Oh, that would be fun!
"God-girl eat white lion?" she chirped hopefully. The last god she met didn't eat lions, but this one might be better.Quote:  Halvdan hadn't had much dealings with Gods before they managed to upset the slimy sea-monster-god. Luckily they only had to give up fish to make him happy. The Gods of Stormborn legend were all of the potentially violent kind, and he half expected any God to be like that. It was probably a bad thing to give them a reason to kick your arse at any rate. The blue Goddess was all smiles and flirting now, but who knew what she could turn into if someone in the party managed to rub her the wrong way. And considering the members of the party it was very likely that someone would do that...
"Ah, yes," he said, determined to at least try to distract everyone enough to delay the inevitable, "I was lucky enough to see the remains of a kill with some bones still intact so I pretended to trip to be able to pick one of them up. She was suspicious, but before she could do anything about it I threw the bone over her to bind her and force her to reveal herself."
Halvdan was standing up now.
"She wasn't as pleasant after that," he said, "But she no longer had any power over me. She hissed and snarled, but eventually had to give up her plans of taking me with her. When she turned and left with unnatural speed I understood why she had tried to hide her backside."
He paused for a moment to let everyone imagine the worst.
"It looked almost like a hole in a tree, and instead of a tail she had a bushy branch. It looked a bit like that one actually."
He pointed at one of the branches of a nearby bush. And then nearly swallowed his tongue when another Goddess appeared out of the water.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:39 pm
Ru's face found his paws. This had to be some sort of record for most gods turning up in comedically-timed intervals. And he was the captain of this band, so it was up to him to do something, evidently.
"Good story," he told Halvdan in an undertone as he stood up and walked toward the most terrifying goddess he'd ever seen.
The last god he'd seen had looked a little like a fish and he'd turned out to be the god of fish. So, quite possibly this goddess was the goddess of...crocodiles. Probably crocodiles.
"Crocodile goddess, we are not soft and we are not about to mate with one another," he said. He didn't think she could make them do that.
His eyes darted toward the lion that had landed on Galning, making sure he was still there. He was. Evidently the arrival of several goddesses had left him pretty much dumbfounded. Understandable, given the circumstances, but not acceptable for a Stormborn.
"If you are threatening us, know that we are reavers of the Stormborn, warriors all. The odds are not in your favor." Yeah, Ru. Go ahead and threaten a goddess with a basically indestructible hide who was already annoyed. Brilliant.
"Perhaps instead of becoming a thrall, you would prefer to tell stories with us until dark."
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:34 am
Quote: The genet in the tree had started to forget about being woken up by silly lions. She still didn't like them on principle, but she wasn't fuming over being disturbed anymore. She hadn't seen this much excitement in a long time and since she felt safe up her tree she was happy to poke fun at the lions below. Especially since the lions weren't the biggest and toothiest things around anymore.
"Crocodile eat him?" she asked hopefully when Ru finished talking. She was absolutely positive that this new wing-crocodile-lion wouldn't say no to a lion snack. It might not say no to a genet snack either, but she was in a tree. Never mind that wings sometimes meant being able to fly.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:33 am
The tortoise's nose peeked out from under it's shell, turning with frustrating slowness first toward the blue and white goddess and her apparent lover, and then the oddly reptilian one.
"Out of."
It blinked a few times sleepily, yawning until its jaw creaked.
"Your league."
Whether it meant the lion's threats or the other one's sexual escapades was uncertain. Perhaps both.
He turned then to address the crocodillian goddess specifically. "Are you." Another slow blink. "Looking..."
"For a good time..."
"Bright scales."
He winked.
"Once you go. Turtle. You never...go...fertile..." And then he was snoring.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:00 am
So, you are all welcome to continue RPing here if you want, but officially speaking this RP is over. Next post will be a list. After that I roll. Blah blah blah.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:04 am
1. Andranis
2. Annchen
3. Andranis
4. wooga Paes
5. Annchen
6. Andranis
7. Ravvlet
8. pinchmonster
9. Annchen
10. pinchmonster
11. pinchmonster
12. Annchen
13. pinchmonster
14. pinchmonster
15. Annchen
16. Annchen
17. Annchen
18. Andranis
19. troll toll
20. Annchen
21. Annchen
22. Ravvlet
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Myrsky Syntynyt generated a random number between
1 and 22 ...
11!
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:06 am
1. Andranis
2. Annchen
3. Andranis
4. wooga Paes
5. Annchen
6. Andranis
7. Ravvlet
8. pinchmonster
9. Annchen
10. pinchmonster
11. pinchmonster
12. Annchen
13. pinchmonster
14. pinchmonster
15. Annchen
16. Annchen
17. Annchen
18. Andranis
19. troll toll
20. Annchen
21. Annchen
22. Ravvlet
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:12 am
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the lion who fell out of the tree and got everyone telling stories to begin with. There is some background info about him you'll want to know, and there is one RP that he will have to participate in, but other than that he is yours. Catch me on AIM or something and I'll tell you what's in store.
Everyone else, thank you! I had a fantastic time reading your stories, and the appearance of goddesses hither and thither was delightful. If there is more you want to say or do here, you're welcome to continue doing so.
The next RP will be up when I am feeling less dead.
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