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 Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:06 pm
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So, for those of you who remember, Main and Sera (seraphim skye) are total besties. Here is a transcript of a conversation they had on yahoo instant messenger some time ago. If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want milk to go with it. If you give the Elder God a cell phone...
SCENE: Sera is ranting on her cell phone
CHARACTERS: Sera and Sei (Main)
Sera: yeah. want to toss it.
Sei: into where
Sera: the abyss.
Sei: and it suffers into a foul undeath and becomes a wraith phone...
Sei: YEARS LATER WHEN TECHNOLOGY REACHES NOSGOTH:
Sei: Squiddy: aha! after finally dialing random numbers, I have reached someone
Sera: STOP CALLING ME!
Sei: squid: feed the wheel
Sei: so, by throwing the phone into the abyss, you allow squiddy to prank call people
Sera: ******** YOU!
Sera: yeah xD
Sei: He will eventually contact Raziel. He will proceed to call and harass Raziel who may not remember him due to the time-space continuum. Raziel will go insane.
Sei: In order to prevent the time line from being screwed up again, Kain decides to aid his son who is having a psychotic meltdown. On route he sees a large blue box and a strange man. This strange man explains he's been sent here to fix things.
Sera: omfg xD
Sei: So Kain doesn't trust this random stranger because it sounds like he's a time traveler like that asshat Moebius. He chases the strange man into the blue box to find it is WAY bigger on the inside.
Sera: steal the tardis kain!
Sei: Kain begins to get confused and accidentally messes with the controls, much to the strange man's protests. After moving through a strange storm and suddenly stopping, Kain finds that he has no idea where he is and sticks his Reaver into the controls. The strange man yells at Kain and begins to repair it whilst Kain wanders aimlessly. Raziel is still in Nosgoth having a meltdown of insane proportions
Sera: all this for a stupid cell phone...
Sei: Kain conquers this new land quite easily. But he misses his family. Finally the strange man fixes the machines and Kain demands to be taken home. The strange man agrees on the condition that Kain never touches the box or him again. So they return to the point where they started. The conquered land begins to wonder if he was ever real to begin with and goes into disarray.
Sera: o.o
Sei: Kain proceeds to attack the squid. and slay it in a glorious fashion. Because of the rift in the space time continuum, some strange statues appear. They do nothing when you stare at them and look like sad angels...
Sera: weeping angels...
Sei: They surround the sons houses who proceed to grab them and toss them into Dumah's furnace.
Sera: yay
Sei: The strange man is left confused and wonders what place of madness he is in. His curiosity does not allow him to leave, especially when the sad statues are being incinerated left and right. While trying to understand this world, he comes across a blue angel. The blue angel is quite jovial and offers the strange man a proper English breakfast. As he eats, the strange man notes this is likely a post-apocalyptic version of England. With a mad King that eats people instead of a quirky aging queen
Sera: lol
Sei: The blue angel and the strange man become fast friends and the blue angel becomes a new companion as they right wrongs in this world.
Sei: So, if you toss your cell phone into the Abyss: Janos will become a companion to the Doctor....DO EEEEEEET
...The Doctor will come to Nosgoth.
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:03 pm
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:21 am
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Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 6:04 pm
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MadxHatterxTeapot Vice Captain
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