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My dear friends from all across the world.....
I'd like to take advantage of this thread and be able to "Bond" will all of my random and totally awesome guild members.
You see here on this thread, what I request from anyone who has the time.... is to tell me a random story filled with random weirdness, and a whole lot of Unicorns and Funtimez. (Maybe even Chocolate! mmmmmmmm)
I shall begin ^^
Once upon a time....there was a boy....a very friendly boy named Jack.
You see Jack had this dream....This dream of one day being able to meet his favorite Cartoon characters, Spongebob Squarepants.
However Jack has two older brothers, Tommy and Timmy.
You see, Tommy and Timmy always made fun of Jack, saying that Jack would never meet Spongebob, saying that Spongebob wasn't real.
But Jack knew better.
He knew deep down in his heart that Spongebob was real.
And so....Jack never lost hope....he always believed that his dreams would come true.
One day when Jack was watching T.V, a mysterious man dressed in a banana suit, popped up on the Television screen.
"Ahhh!" Jack jumped in fright, "Who are you?" Jack asked the banana man.
"I am the banana...." The Banana man had said to Jack..
"What do you want M.R Banana?" Jack asked the Banana man.
"I have been watching you Jack...." The Banana man said.
"Oh...wai?" Jack asked once again.
"Because I know how you can meet Spongebob, Jack" The Banana man said to Jack.
"You DO!?!" Jack asked, trembling with excitement.
The Banana man smiled.
"Yes Jack".
"How?" Jack asked.
"You must....."
"What?"
"You must......"
"Please tell me M.r Banana!"
All of a sudden, Jack heard a bunch of laughter erupt from down the hallway.
"Hahahaha he fell for it!" A voice laughed.
Jack knew the voice, It was his older brother.....BillyBob.
"Yeah! how dumb" Another voice laughed.
This was Jebediah.
Jack started to cry, he really thought he was going to meet Crash Bandicoot.
Wait.....wat? I thought he was going to see Spongebob....
Uhhhh....yeah that's right :l
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*Sniff* *Sniff* Jack continued to cry...until.
"Don't cry Jack...." A soothing voice said.
Jack looked up at the voice.
It was none other than......a UNICORN biggrin
"You-You're a-a....................Donkey!" Jack said in awe.
"Yes... I am indeed a donkey...." The Unicorn smiled at Jack.
"I can take you to Spongebob" The Unicorn promised.
"You're not lying are you?" Jack asked suspiciously.
"Of course not" The Unicorn ensured, "I'm not like your mean brothers over there".
"So you can take me to see Spongebob?"
"Yes Jack.....but only if you promise me one thing..." The Unicorn said
"Of course Donkey of course!" Jack promised.
"You must bring back a whole carton of.................COOKIES!" The Unicorn shouted.
"Cookies.....but wai not cake?" Jack asked curiously.
The Unicorn grew annoyed at this, "Because Cookehz rule mkay!?".
".......mmmkay" Jack responded.
"Okies so in order for me to send you to Metropolis......I have to......". The Unicorn stopped.
"You have to what?" Jack asked patiently.
"Fart in your face!" The Unicorn finished.
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Jack was very hesitant, he'd heard that being farted on by a Unicorn makes your lips crusty.
".....Fine....." Jack gave in and as soon as he did the Unicorn smiled.
"Good boy Jack now bend down..." And with a great HEAVE and a great HO, a burst of wind blew past the face of Jack.
"EWWWWWWW" Jack jumped around in disgust.
"Oh come now....it wasn't that bad....." The Unicorn could not stop grinning.
Jack had objected, "YES IT WAS!!, EWWWWW A UNICORN FARTED IN MY FACE!!" Jack then suddenly realized something.
".....Why does it smell like........Vanilla?" Jack wondered.
The Unicorn shrugged, "I don't know, maybe the guy writing this farts smell like vanilla" The Unicorn said as it broke the 4th wall.
"CHOCOLATE"
"..............................wat"
"Tfw no chocolate"
"ICE CREAM!"
".........wat"
"Tfw no Ice cream"
Somewhere a dorky guy was laughing like a maniac for no reason.
Uhh.....back to the story
The Unicorn simply smiled.
"Do ya wanna see Mario or what? or what?".
Suddenly, Jack returned to his character, "Yes please".
The Unicorn turned around and grinned.
"Brace yourself kid".
"What.....wa-" BAM!.
The Unicorn donkey kicked Jack.
And this my friends.....is the childhood......Of Jack Black biggrin
Da END!
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