I'ma teach you all 'bout sheep.
Sheep are horrible.
They are extremely picky. See that nice green grass there? Do not want. Only the freshest grass touched by the gods is good enough for their pallets. Only the freshest spring water from the Alps will quench their thirst.
And that nice, clean stall you've built for them and bedded with the finest of pine shavings? PFFT. Try again.
And when they don't get these things? They scream. Not the cute little baaing you see on tv, no. This is "BAAAGAAHORKLEGLARG WHY. I'M DYING. WHYWHYYYY. OH GOD WHY BAAGORKHURGBLAAA"
They also like to do really stupid things like stand outside in a THUNDERSTORM then complain that they're wet or stand in the sun on a 100F day and complain when they get heat stroke.
Good things about sheep are..... Uh, well, they sell for $100 a head. Can't think of anything else.
Fluffy Guild of Doom
Often imitated, never duplicated
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