This must be one of the worst of the worst! I'm scared!!!

[DulcetMelody]

wheelbook

Wow, the amount of time and work it takes to translate a txt talk post...and still confusing. Corndogs?

Trust me, you're way better off knowing.  

[DulcetMelody]

Mia Eidenschink

*Shakes a bit then falls to her knees crying.* That was so scary! How can anyone be that...I do not even know what to call that! It was just...frightening! I do believe my I.Q. has dropped a few points since reading this post...I need to go find a really good novel...Excuse me.

i suggest "Night" by Elie Wiesel. very short, yet very good.  

[drwoot]

HiddenInside

Mia Eidenschink

*Shakes a bit then falls to her knees crying.* That was so scary! How can anyone be that...I do not even know what to call that! It was just...frightening! I do believe my I.Q. has dropped a few points since reading this post...I need to go find a really good novel...Excuse me.

i suggest "Night" by Elie Wiesel. very short, yet very good.

I have to read that for school. But if you want my opinion on a good book, Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk  

[Aerin-Sol9]

*dies* gonk  

[]Impetigo[]

*is scared for the human race, and sobbing in a small closet* crying

I'm pretty sure that upon reading that disgrace to my species I lost several years of my young life. gonk  

[chrystalclear]

*feels like commiting murder* Join me, fellow literates, as I hunt down this n00b! Join the mob! scream  

[Nicholas Kaze]

Not just disgusting in a literary sense, but disgusting in a literal sense as well. Just... I don't know. Disgusting is really the best word to describe all of this.  

[gamerguy121]

The Chimp Section somehow contracted very contagious, sexy, sexy, Fatal Herpes.

The zoo rang me up from the base (My Sexy Enormous tight fanny) to say that the can't stop peeing blood.

I had no choice this time!!!!!

Now I have a dilemma
I really like this herd of elephants from Australia
If I take all 17 of their big slimy corndogs at once, will it hurt me?

Please scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller!  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

Even after it has been translated, I still don't understand... Something about bestiality and herpes, but I'm not quite sure I understand the vernacular.  

[wolfen26]

I will never look at corndogs the same way.

Again.

Ever.

Why do I have the feeling that I need to go read 'Green Eggs and Ham' again after reading this?

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them Sam I Am.  

[Farrago]

Here is my translation:

DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ

The chimp section somehow gave me very contagious and fatal, yet very sexy herpes.

DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD

The zoo called me from the base (my sexy, enormously tight bottom) to say that they cant stop peeing blood.

MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11!

I had no choice this time!

or

I had no choice but to dis them!

NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA

Now I've got a dilemma.

MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA

I really like this herd of elephants that just arrived from Australia.

or

My really large herd of elefannies (large bottoms?) just arrived from Australia.

IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI

If I take all seventeen of their large slimy (*shudder*) corndogs at once, I will be in intense pain./will I be in intense pain?

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*shudder* Oh, dear God, save my soul.