have you seen this? the stupidest list of goth stereotypes

[[Gothika]]

This made me giggle. It must be the apocolypse or something. But I fit into over half those things, time to go to hell. To bad I don't believe in it. rofl I saw this posted somewhere in the GD a while ago...  

[Vampire-Elf of the Void]

The ones that apply to me our in Blue. Haha This is why I don't like Christianity, no offense to those who are.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.  

[melancholymolly]

I saw this posted on vampirefreaks. But yeah, i fit almost all of those. Stereotypes are so dumb, I'm so sick of them. And wicca doesn't even have anything to do with devil worshipping....those morons.  

[Devils_lilboy]

Big_Ass_Guitar_Gun

Quote:

Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full.



If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.


I post this here so you can all see the dangers of this insideous subculture. I myself was almost lured into its self-destructive spiral, but through the help of my local church and parents I managed to escape. Your church can help you too, if you just pay close attention to the warning signs.

Thank you.

Oh my favorit one is in red rofl

It is sad how stupid people are in this world. gonk

I never know the toleration of Buddhism was so "dangerous".

That s**t means nothing and that list is retarded....  

[Nazo no Kanjojin]

Yep. I'm going to hell. ^_^;

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) Note: Medical centers probably would hesitate to help me: the goth-emo gay kid. (At my school, I'm considered gay).
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Eww...if you digest blood in large quantities and then you throw it up, it's black. Nasty.)
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.  

[-_-BreakxMexAgain-_-]

Okay, lets get this figured out.
1) I love Jesus. I used to go to church. I believe everything they say, it's just that I'm not going to church due to the hideous amounts of bullshit that the people there make.
2) I eat fake vampire cereal, yeah I'm emo...
3) So I'm a tad depressed here and there, it makes things lively.
4) I hurt myself because I like to be able to handle the pain. Such as if someone pinches me, I don't want to have to run away so they stop doing it. I continue doing what I'm doing. I don't cut myself, I just punch a wall, take showers that bite the skin a little more than needed. The farthest I ever went for a thrill was for my friend to stab me with a staple...

I'll post more later, my friend called and I'll be on the phone with him for a while.  

[XxBelovedxSoubixX]

wow Im completly scrowed ! stressed I fall under most of these. and being the athist that I am I so go down and pray to thoes I dont belive in like santen. I didnt know that buddaism was so vilent seeing as the religon is aginst vilnse and want to lead to happyness. And my band T-shirts are so scary and so head banging ! cuase that so leads to santen. oh yeah Im just a bad bad kid. stressed grr people are stupid. I cant spell werth crap and I dont pretend I do.  

[Demos_the_Demigod]

man what the ******** man, what the ******** ever happened to be your ******** self, if I drink ******** blood, nothing is going to stop me, if I listen to My Chemical Romance nothing is going , expeasily some ******** cristian a** mother ******** who ever wrote is in some desperate need of sex, and what is up with the ******** GOTH cereal, damn.  

[Demos_the_Demigod]

and all of thoose apply for me, unless I'm going somewhere nice then I look punk. twisted  

[Demos_the_Demigod]

they all apply but not the one about being homo or bi, ******** I'm going to play a role in the end of the world. twisted  

[lurichan]

Demos_the_Demigod

man what the ******** man, what the ******** ever happened to be your ******** self, if I drink ******** blood, nothing is going to stop me, if I listen to My Chemical Romance nothing is going , expeasily some ******** cristian a** mother ******** who ever wrote is in some desperate need of sex, and what is up with the ******** GOTH cereal, damn.

Chill out a bit please. Yes, it's a bit irksome to some people to think that someone out there might actually take this list to heart instead of as the parody it (hopefully) is, however I'm sure there is a more elequent way of expressing your ire that does not involve bashing christians as a group for the thoughts of the few.  

[-_-BreakxMexAgain-_-]

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man what the ******** man, what the ******** ever happened to be your ******** self, if I drink ******** blood, nothing is going to stop me, if I listen to My Chemical Romance nothing is going , expeasily some ******** cristian a** mother ******** who ever wrote is in some desperate need of sex, and what is up with the ******** GOTH cereal, damn.

Chill out a bit please. Yes, it's a bit irksome to some people to think that someone out there might actually take this list to heart instead of as the parody it (hopefully) is, however I'm sure there is a more elequent way of expressing your ire that does not involve bashing christians as a group for the thoughts of the few.

Yes, you must remember that there are quite a few goths that are christian and go to church. I quite frankly think you give goths a bad name. Yeah, we're different, we're supposed to be stereotyped you jackass, if you don't like it go be a prep with someone else. If you are a person who know's they are different or subconsciously STRIVES to be different, well guess what, you're going to be made fun of for it. I find this list actually funny. It's full of either random bullshit or 'naw s**t' comments.
They posted it here to get a laugh, not to have you yell around like a jackass making comments like 'they can't change me!' They probably didn't change one person who went to that church, if they did, I'm sure you can rest safely knowing that you really shouldn't give a damn, no skin off your bones.  

[Kristoya]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (I love Count Chocula....)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (*raises hand* Buddhist!)
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

The red are all the ones I am. I'm so damned. xd

My favorites are the boredom and the "philosophy is an occult religion" ones. Oh god! My child is bored and thinking for themself! THEY MUST BE POSSESSED BY SATAN.
Oh god! My child is watching TV! Get me an old priest and a young priest!