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 Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:20 pm
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NeptunesMirror Avalon Part 2(I think) Daniel: Well, what happened? Mitchell: The whole place started falling apart. (Vala turns away, and Daniel looks at her) Daniel: What did you take? Vala: I'm sure I don't have any idea what you're talking about. Daniel: Truth of Spirit, what did you take?
lol. daniel looks great with the whole manly stubble thing he has. mmmm sexy |
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:19 pm
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Spoilers: Atlantis 2X19 Inferno *highlight to read*
John: The ship in the hanger. Maybe Mckay can fix it
Mckay: Oh, maybe I can fix it. Place the pressure squarely on me
John: Well I've discovered you're pretty good under the threat of impending death
*pause*
Mckay to hot blond: I am actually
Mckay: And, I have uh, discovered the ship's name. Its the um, Hypaferalcus
John: The what?
Mckay: Well it appears to be named after an Ancient general...Hypaferalcus
John: We're not calling it that
Mckay: Oh good. Then what about um...
John: And we are not calling it "The Enterprise" either
Spoiler: 4X06: Window of Opportunity
O'neill: What kind of archeologist carries a weapon?
Daniel: Uh...I do
Spoiler : 9X11 The Fourth Horseman part 2 *highlight to read*
Cam(Mitchell): General! We're just exchanging recipes
General: I heard. Has he offered up anything?
Cam: No sir. The man doesn't even have a decent pie crust
Daniel: that warm fuzzy feeling you're experiencing may be the effects of a device that's inhibiting your ability to concentrate and focus your powers
Cam: Symtoms may be include dizzyness, irritablilty,
Daniel: nausea
Cam: mild nausea and a condition known as "hotdog fingers"
Prior(evil missionary): ...the ori are all seeing...and shall strike down those dare to defy them
Cam: nothing yet, you?
Daniel: drawin a blank. A little thirsty
Cam: that doesn't count
Daniel: no it doesn't
Prior: ...their ways unseen, unveiled in mystery.
Daniel: Right. Right. They, have a "plan." Unless you wanna tell us what that is. Why'd they send you to this galaxy in the first place?
Prior: we are beacons on the road to enlightenment
Cam: No. Your darkside intergalactic encyclopedia sell, but unfortunetely, the home office hasen't been upfront with you
Daniel: Nice work on the metaphor
Cam: Thank you
Daniel: Oh, For starters, did you know that the Ori needed people to worship them because that's how they gain their power?
Cam: He didn't know
Daniel: No he didn't know that
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:55 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:12 pm
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SG1
Daniel Jackson: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
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Daniel Jackson: This tastes like chicken.
Sam:So what's wrong with it?
Daniel Jackson: It's macaroni and cheese.
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Daniel Jackson: I remember when we were first trying to get the Stargate to work, I would come here and just stare at it for hours.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Is that a gentle reminder that you've been an important part of this since the very beginning?
Daniel Jackson: Subtle, huh?
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Daniel Jackson: So we'd be looking for a needle in a haystack.
Thor: A haystack of infinite size.
Daniel Jackson: That's big.
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Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
Jack: General, I gave the order.
Daniel Jackson: I fired the staff weapon.
Sam: And... I was there.
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Teal'c: What is an Oprah?
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Jack O'Neill: What now?
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do combat in a ring of Jell-O.
Jack O'Neill: Call Daniel.
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Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
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Bert: What about the Furlings? Are we ever gonna hear about them?
Gordy: Furlings? That sounds cute. Like Ewoks.
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Daniel: Jack?
Jack O'Neill: He's a barber.
Daniel: Walk into your house?
Jack O'Neill: Yeah...
Daniel: Second week in a row.
Jack O'Neill: Mmmh-hmm.
Daniel: Alarm.
Jack O'Neill: I'm thinking "dog".
Joe Spencer: You could try locking your front door.
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Jack O'Neill: He still thinks I'm a Goa'uld, right?
Sam Carter: Yeah, I think so. What are you going to do?
Jack O'Neill: Watch.
[stands up and walks toward the gate]
Jack O'Neill: Jaffa. Kree.
Major General Trofsky: [Speaks Goa'uld ]
Jack O'Neill: You heard me, Kree!
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Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Jack O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Jack O'Neill: Never run with... scissors?
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Sam Carter: They built their own stargate?
Daniel: Waaay smarter than us.
Jack O'Neill: Ours is bigger.
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Jack O'Neill: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around.
Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.
Jack O'Neill: Wild horses, Teal'c.
Atalantis
Carson Beckett: How come I never make friends like that?
Rodney McKay: You need to get out more.
Carson Beckett : We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
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Elizabeth Weir: I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
Rodney McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
John Sheppard: [Smug] I shot him.
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Carson Beckett : He fainted.
Rodney McKay: Oh there's gotta be a better word.
Carson Beckett: Faint is a proper medical term.
Rodney McKay: I passed out from... manly hunger!
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Rodney McKay: Some of those Athosian women are pretty hot, and we DID just save them from the Wraith, so we gotta trade on that while we can. You know, before they discover that we're not actually that cool.
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Rodney McKay: I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair exhibit.
Ford: They let you do that up in Canada?
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Cowen: Please, stay as our guests. There will be a harvest ceremony later.
Teyla Emmagan: Wonderful.
John Sheppard: Ford?
Ford: Sir?
John Sheppard: We're talking harvest ceremony.
Ford: [pause] Sounds like fun, sir.
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Elizabeth Weir:The city can handle that?
Rodney McKay: Yes. Theoretically.
John Sheppard: Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?
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John Sheppard: Wait a second, are these things even close to a transporter?
Rodney McKay: Uh... yes. Elizabeth's is.
John Sheppard: And mine?
Rodney McKay: It's a brisk walk away.
John Sheppard: And by "brisk" you mean "far"?
Rodney McKay: And by "walk" I mean "run".
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Ronon Dex: Well, eventually I will get free and when I do, he's gonna pay for this.
John Sheppard: Now listen to me. When you get free, you get us free and we all get out of here. Let 'em find out we're gone after we're gone.
Ronon Dex: You're expecting me to let them get away with this?
John Sheppard: The operative words are "get away".
Ronon Dex: After I kill them.
John Sheppard: That type of thinking will get us killed.
Ronon Dex: Well, if you had returned fire ...
John Sheppard: The weapons systems were damaged.
Ronon Dex: If you say so.
John Sheppard: I do say so, and right now I'm saying knock it off.
Ronon Dex: Is that an order, Sheppard?
John Sheppard: I am beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza right now if I wanted to. But if you need it to be, yeah - it's an order.
Ronon Dex: Okay.
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John Sheppard: "Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible." That's good advice, Rodney, thanks.
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Rodney McKay: I'm sorry, medicine is about as much of a science as... oh, I don't know, voodoo?
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Rodney McKay: So... just to confirm, we're all still... definitely not dead.
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Ford: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?
John Sheppard: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing.
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John Sheppard: That's her!
Rodney McKay: That's the Wraith?
John Sheppard: Yeah.
Rodney McKay: Wow... She's hot! I mean seriously hot!
John Sheppard: Rodney, you're drooling over a Wraith!
Rodney McKay: : I know, I... disgust myself sometimes.
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Neera: You have fought the Wraith before?
John Sheppard: Lots of times. Won some battles, lost some. War's not over by a long shot, but we're managing to hold our own.
Neera: And the clowns?
John Sheppard: The clowns? Oh, yeah, the clowns... we fight them too. Entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagens. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in.
(I was bored)
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:47 pm
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faeriekitsune Calixto faeriekitsune The scary part of all this is: I used two of these for my techie bio quotes, and one for my senior quote for year book. Scares you, doesn't it. Ooh which is which? Sounds funny, I'm just curious. biggrin O'Neill: Lose it? It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal. WACKO! Jack: "You know, I always thought a failsafe system was supposed to be safe . . . from failure." ~Avatar I used those two for my techie bio. They both describe our drama department, and they had to make sense to the srest of the crew. Shifu: "A spark lights a flame but the candle will only burn as long as the wick." I used this one for my senior quote. I thought it fitted. O'Neill: "Hey, if it was just me, I'd agree, but what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man?" (Teal'c glaring) "Bad example." I wanted to use this one, but nobody got it. I also thought the archeologist, bullets one was good for my techie bio, but it couldn't be two people speaking, it had to be a single quote.
I was looking at my yearbook & I found some interesting quotes. 2 people quoted Rent (the same song!) and 1 person just said "Indeed" (Teal'c). The two other weird ones were: "Knowlage is power, power corrupts, study hard, become evil." - 1st person. "I have no talent, but I have an idea." Also 2 people quoted country songs. Live like you were dying - Tim McGraw & It's better to be hated for who you are than be loved for who you're not - Mongury Gentry |
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