Sayings...

[Autumn Falls13]

Hey. I'm writing a book of sayings, and I only have 32 pages. Could I get some people's sayings?  

[Winter Black]

What kind of sayings are you looking for? Pagan sayings, or just general sayings or mottos?  

[Jameta]

Quotes from Gandhi are always great. 3nodding

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."

"I think it would be a good idea."
When asked what he thought of Western civilization.

As for a personal saying I made,

The universe is in the hands of those that realize it.  

[jessicamundi]

"Moderation is best practiced in moderation." - Jessi Uzel

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Joe Ancis
(I came up with this before I knew someone else had it quoted.)

"May he who is without sin cast the first stone." - Jesus

"Never get involved in a landwar in Asia." - Vizzini from The Princess Bride

"Death cannot stop love." - Wesley from The Princess Bride

I can't think of anymore right now, but I'll let you know if I think of more.  

[Autumn Falls13]

I'm actually looking for funny sayings.

"I don't mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on your right hand?"

"You're as useless as a one-legged indian in an a**-kicking contest."

"I was as mad as a deaf-mute playing bingo, getting bingo, and trying to yell out the word bingo."

"I was as mad as a queer with lockjaw on national coming out day."

"No matter what the problem, there is always one solution: Throw rocks at it."

"Some people are like slinkys. Not good for much of anything but are still fun to push down a flight of stairs."  

[Nihilistic Seraph]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde

Have fun.  

[The Bookwyrm]

"Madder than a pervert with the palsy trying to draw boobs on an Etch-A-Sketch." -Larry the Cable Guy