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The Bookwyrm
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:45 pm
A very dear friend of mine had the oppertunit this year to correct tests for a religious studies professor at our university. One of the classes he corrected for was Intro to World Religions, as well as Cults and new Religious movements. The following are actual exerpts, unedited, from the tests he corrected and collected throughout the year. Since we attend a Catholic university, and many of the answers had an undeniable fundamentally Christian feel, he dubbed his collection Crazy Christians.

Please, feel free to add to the list any religious flubs you've come across.

Paganism
"A pagan is a person who believes in feminism. Feminism is also called Wicca."

"Pagans are people who think Satan is God and God is Satan and are wrong."

"If it wasn't for pagans we couldn't have neo-pagans."



Christianity
"I believe that Mormons might be a sect of Christianity. But maybe that's just their beliefs."



Religion in General
"In order for a religion to be a religion it must have a God, a Son, and a Holy Ghost. These are the three basic requirements for religion."

"The three requirements for religion are life, death, and resurrection. Without resurrection you can't have religion. All religions have these things."

"Moonies are like Mormons because both religions start with an M."


Islam
"The Nation of Islam is different from mainstream Islam because it is not very nice to people."  
PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:20 pm
"If it wasn't for pagans we couldn't have neo-pagans."

lol  

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:29 pm
Trollhammarentime
"If it wasn't for pagans we couldn't have neo-pagans."

lol


That was definately one of my favorites. xd  
PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:55 am
xd
I jumped at the title because I've been calling certain uneducated followers of Jesus (who say Paganism is Satanism) Crazy Christians forever.
That's so funny.
 

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:19 am
Moonies are like Mormons because both religions start with an M."


Islam
"The Nation of Islam is different from mainstream Islam because it is not very nice to people."

OMG this is just insane who would believe any of this! Its so funny though! thos two are by far my favorites.  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:33 am
Win biggrin  

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:29 pm
We should have some new installments next month once the midterm rolls around wink My friend is correcting again for the prof who runs this class.  
PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:28 pm
I had 2 mid-terms today crying  

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:40 am
"In order for a religion to be a religion it must have a God, a Son, and a Holy Ghost. These are the three basic requirements for religion."

All I can say is: lol.  
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