Blonde Jokes

[Captian_Rock78]

lol these are awesome rofl

There is a redhead a brownette and a blonde on an island. The redhead trys to swim home and only makes it 1/6 of the way then drowns. The brownette trys to swim home and makes it 2/6 of the way then drowns. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back to the island.  

[Shhhherbert_22]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.


While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies, "Yes."

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats.  

[haloshatterer v2]

lol, that's an oldie