Thou Shall...

[Talon Tearine]

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)  

[haloshatterer]

rofl rofl  

[Talon Tearine]

twisted LoL. The new 10 commandments. What does everyone think?  

[haloshatterer]

Talon Tearine

twisted LoL. The new 10 commandments. What does everyone think?

i could live by those  

[Tussies]

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

Lol! xd  

[Crono Genthe]

Those are awesome. Thank you. domokun  

[umi505]

ahahaha rofl nice, lol  

[Alfod_Rithel]

That's great! Even being a Catholic I find that funny!  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

way better than gods rules there perfacet.  

[RebornAngelNer]

Finally. A set of rules I can live by.  

[Sogeki Skellington]

11.Thou shall not look up internet porn alone
(invite your parents)  

[Adaghar]

theyre great.  

[DaughterofIsis]

I could live by those. Yes, it's very possible.  

[1ofmany]

i only follow 1 rule

Thou shall not get caught