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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:02 am
He was way too commanding, acting like a friggin military sergeant. He wouldn't stop fer anyone and always yelled at me. So I choked him with his cap and stuffed it down his throat so he wouldn't yell at me anymore. Then I got his Type 38 rifle Arisaka (4 feet, 2 inches) and did a shooting practice on him and used up all his bullets. After that, I tried shoving in the rifle as well, very slowly down his throat. I got it all in. : D
...That's what you get for acting like a military sergeant. You were never even one. You made me do this! D;
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:12 pm
I killed him cuz he was weird! a total embarassment! every time he screwed up in public everyone would reproach me as if it was MY fault he was totally stupid! I knew he was too good to be true when we got married, but as we started living together his true colors showed. So I took those screws and nails he was obsessed with and screwed and nailed them into every part of his body. then watched him bleed to death. when he disappeared, everyone just figured he secretly divorced me so that I wouldn't get embarassed. oh the humiliation I suffered. I had to move and though unnecessary, I legally changed my name as well, and completely erased my past from my memory, and started over of course.
The End.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:12 pm
i killed her by hitting her with a book she never read
The lesson here: Read children! So what you don't do won't come back to haunt you.
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:41 pm
A stake through her heart.
Because she killed my boyfriend. You can see she's still dragging around the body.
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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:20 pm
Choking her to death somehow by using the little bo peep crook thing
She mocked me!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:32 am
I accidentally ran her over with my car.
What can say? Divorces are expensive.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:36 pm
Shuriken from the shadows. She never saw it coming. ninja
How dare she mock the way off the nija by carrying that fake kunai. mad
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:57 pm
I paid the owl hate on her head to strangle her when she least expected it.
The hat was creeping me out and she refused to let go of it, despite the fact both me AND IT wanted it to leave. the hat flew away after killing her.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:02 pm
by getting alone in a room with me and then i shot her
she stole mah cat! gonk
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:30 pm
She nagged, A LOT. So i placed her in a closet for containment filled with poison gas.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:09 pm
I hired an assassin. I've never been good at breaking up with people. This was the kindest way.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:59 pm
I was allergic to the color gold and i didnt want to break her heart because it was her favorite color so i sent her to the sun and she blew up!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:42 am
She wouldn't stop singing the song that doesn't end. I had to kill her to make the music stop.,
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:33 pm
She would never put her violin away and she didnt spend anytime with me. She cared more about the violin then me. So i shoved the violin down her throat so it would always be a part of her. She choked on it and died.
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