Things the Naruto cast would never say.

[Almaseti]

Hinata: Neji nii-san, you're girlier than I am.
Jiraiya: will you sign my anti-pornography petition?
Kakashi: of course.
Gai: Okay, Kakashi, you win. I'm going to go home and spend half an hour with a mirror and some tweezers.
Lee: training is troublesome. Let's sit around watching clouds instead.
Shikamaru: and if I can't do 500 one-handed pushups I have to run 150 laps around Konoha, and if I can't run 150 laps around Konoha....
Itachi: I feel pretty, oh so pretty
Kisame: I feel pretty and witty and light!
Deidara: and I pity, any girl, who isn't meeeeeeeee!
Shino: where's the Raid?
Hinata: Naruto who?
Naruto: Sasuke who?
Sasuke: Itachi who?
Itachi: hello, police department? I'd like to file a restraining order...  

[zackery b]

ok ok ok here one

sauska:i like chines food
naruto:screw that i like waffels
sakura:i like naruto
sauska:what
naruto:!!!!!!
sauska:bagels and meat and blood and nacho and milk and cookies
sakura:i like naruto
naruto:*walks in*
sakura:naruto me and sauska were talking *punches naruto*
naruto:well fine ill go training *leaves ramin shop*
gaara:I AM SUCHA A LOSER WHACTH ME PLAY IN THE SAND BOX
sauska surprised hh hi sakura wher you talking
sakura:hi sauska i like naruto
sauska:i like bagels and ramin and noodels
sakura:SAUSKA FUKING LOOK AT ME
sauska:biocth *runs away crying*
sakura surprised k im bored im going to kill ino now  

[zackery b]

lol that was my first skit  

[mar-leah]

Sakura: Let's just forget Sasuke. It's too much of a hassel to track this damn guy.
heart Naruto heart heart Forget Sasuke, I love you!!
Hinata: DAMN YOU NARUTO!!! How many years have I loved you!! How much more clues do you want me to give you? Jeez... Stop chasing after Sakura!! stressed stressed  

[zackery b]

actualy that sounds like they would say that  

[Mindslayer]

well here goes nothing...


Naruto:actually im allergic to ramen... sweatdrop


Kakashi:am i late?
Tsunade:OMG!!!ur here before the time!!!! eek *drops on the floor motionless*

Lee:hey want some sake?  

[Ladyshion]

Naruto: *Hopping thru the forest one day on a tree branch then he losses his balance and falls into a big pile of dog crap.* Kiba you really need to clean up akamaru crap! scream scream

Kiba: I'll get to it later.  

[t3h Rainbow Monkey]

Hinata: GAWD, Naruto! D< You're so annoying!  

[XxOnlyxXHopeXx]

Neji biggrin osn't my hir look wonderful!
Sasuke:My hair looks better!
Neji:no it dosen't!
Sasuke YES IT DOES!!!
Neji:NO IT DOESN'T
*gets into cat fight!*  

[x_xmirror-illusions]

NARUTO [I THINK I LOVE YOU SASUKE whee ]
SASUKE [ FOR REALS? LET'S GO ON A DATE TO THE BARBECUE SHOP]
SAKURA [ THAT'S GREAT!!! IT'S BEEN MY DREAM FOR YOU TWO!]
evil  

[Shikaeii]

Sasuke: *pours NEGImiso ramen down Naruto's pants*
Naruto: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Sasuke: YOUR WORST ENEMY! (Runs away laughing madly)  

[- ayikah -]

sasuke: i surrender itachi!
itachi: why?
sasuke: i love you!! I'm Gay!!!  

[naruto noodlehead]

Scene: Tobi and kisame are at the akatsuki base right before ch 404
music begins to play, tobi and kisame place hands on foreheads and begin flapping hands while singing: "Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen"
Tobi: now that we completed the secret dance, i can remove my mask to you.