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 Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:57 am
I could finally leave my crappy car and have a great excuse for it to buy a better one.
Someone took all your money in your bank account with all your money in it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:14 pm
Dont have to worry about paying taxes on the interest.
Just caught your husband/wife with another woman.
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:20 pm
I can sue him for all he's worth!.. right? well if not:
My eyes were finally opened to what a bad cheatin lyin manipulatin ^%^%$^%)*#$ he is and I was able to move on in life (and find someone better) before it was too late (and I got too old).
You were abducted by aliens eek
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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:32 pm
I don't have to live with my brothers :-p
You lose your leg
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:18 pm
I don't have to look for that other pair of sock. 3nodding
You go bald.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:24 pm
I don't have to stress over my hair styles and my hair condition :3 [and i do stress about it]
Everything in your room gets stolen.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:14 pm
finally no more cleaning cause its all gone
your skydiving and your parachute doesnt work
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