I came up with the following rap in a Gaia rap battle in another guild. Here's the final product.
You just outa time
To drop your best rhyme
You just st-st-stutter
Go to the back of the line
Now let me speak
What's that?
Let him get on his feet
Comin' back to the beat
The heat
What's that? Called Defeat
Now step down.
Come on, get back in the crowd.
Gettin' caught in the moment,
Better pray for atonement yo'.
You best get on your knees,
A little itty bitty boy rappin'.
Come on foo', please,
All your grades lower than a D,
You see.
They call him L.O.L
All the laughing stopped,
Analyzing my plot,
No one can get him to stop.
The computer geek
An information leak
Too neat
He's got a thing called O.C.D.
He's nice and got a thing for fried rice
He's never once had lice, in his life
He's top ten in PC games
With an unforgettable name
a stand
it's bland
veggie juice in a can
The stars
The sky
Always making him cry
Blowin' yo' maid'n
While you keep walkin' on by
Beat'en her a**
While wearing a poke-a-dot tie
He's sits behind a screen
While you call him a cracker
The hacker
The goverments wire tapper
And gone again
What's that?
You just got hacked
By the nerd
F.B.I. on your a**
He's the lawn mower
And your a** is the grass
You dropped the beat
Step back
You gonna get yo' a** cracked
With my taser gun b***h
'Cause White just striked back
~Mihaii
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