Stupid things to say

[Vampire-Elf of the Void]

I was walking down the hall. A group of African-Americans looked at me and said while pointing and laughing, "Oh My God! He's Goth!" I said, "Don't call me out. I don't call you out for being stupid. I don't point and laugh at you for being you. So shut the ******** up."  

[cottoned cooter]

I once told a group of nine year olds I was a vampire and that lestat sent me for fresh blood, so I chose them....they ran away and never bothered me again....ah karma is great  

[inuyashas_lilgirl]

I usually just make a joke out of it...
Or I lay on the ground on my side and put my hands to my sides
as if I were wearing a straight jacket, then I rock myself back and fourth
with a really creepy smile on muttering something random like
"Mommy eats my hairs at night...the blue flamingoes are coming for me..."

That usually just cracks the person up, then they leave.
whee

 

[Avalon Shadow]

Idiot: Dude you're a goth.
Me: And your an Idiot, but I don't go around pointing it out.